A Big Scary Clown By: Kenzie

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~So this is another story by @moonlqght5 . Hope yall enjoy it.~

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~credit to Grey, aka the writer of this book, for the idea.~





*AHEM*


Once upon a time not long ago there was a- CLOWN!

And its name was Jeff.

Why is its name important?

IDK but I just told you.

Deal with it.

Ok?

Ok.

Anywhoo...

Its name was Jeff.

And Jeff was mean.

And scary.

And gay.

But that's okay cus its 2019 and we love a gay sister.

One day,

JEFF WAS EATING A

Chil- burger.

Yea... a- a burger.


(concerned face)

And on that burger was....

DUN DUN DUN...!

MUSTARD!

Mustard is nasty as hecc

Im srry.

Bye

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