Separated (Editing)

Crash and Burn

YN-Daniel Dwayne Simmons the third what the fuck happened to my car?!
Diggy-*Limps on his one leg* I - crashedd. He slurred on his words.
YN-Obviously! Oh my gosh.
Diggy-AHHHHH!
YN-Get in your car mother fucker obviously we can't drive mine!
--2 Weeks later--
Daniella-*Drawing on Diggy's cast while sitting on the bottom part of it where his foot is* Daddy?
Diggy-*lifts his foot up so he can see her while she held onto his thigh* Yes?
Daniella-Where's mommy?
Diggy-*sighs* Mommy needed a break baby.
Daniella- A break from what? Did me and bubby do something daddy? She asked while quivering her lip.
Diggy-No of course not baby girl. It was not you and Junior and she would never take a break from you two. She needed some time to herself because daddy made a mistake. A mistake that will never happen again.
Daniella-Okay daddy.
Diggy-*Bounces her on his cast*
Daniella-Ouch my butt! *giggles* That doesn't hurt daddy?
Diggy-*Pokes his bottom lip out and shakes his head no* No baby that cast is hard as rock. I can't feel a thing.
DJ-*Crying from upstairs*
Diggy-Daniella?
Daniella-Yes daddy?
Diggy-Can I have a piggy back ride up stairs to get DJ?
Daniella-*Closes her sharpie and stands up* Come on daddy I got you.
Diggy-Okay. *cuckles*
Daniella-*Hunches over so Diggy can climb aboard her back*
Diggy- *Carefully sits up off the couch and wraps himself around Daniella* Ready?
Daniella-Bring it on.
Diggy-*Puts a little bit of his wait on her back but uses his feet to still walk* Okay I'm good lets go.
Daniella-Okay. *slowly walks off thinking she's carrying him*
*Front door opens*
YN-Hello?
Diggy-Damn it I just made it to the top of the steps.
Daniella-*Smacks his leg( The only thing she can really reach on him)* That's a bad word mister. She said while flexing her chubby cheeks and pointing at him.
Diggy-Your right I'm sorry.
YN-Hello?
Diggy-Were up here, I'll be down in a second.
YN-Whatever. You mumble to yourself walking into the kitchen.
Daniella-HI MOMMY! She yells from upstairs.
YN-HEYY SUNSHINE! You yell back to her.
Daniella-I'LL COME SEE YOU IN A SECOND.
YN-HAHA OKAY BABY.
Diggy-*Smiles to himself* Hey I'll go greet mommy you help your brother?
Daniella-Deal.
Diggy-Okay be careful baby. He says hobbling back down the stairs on his broken leg.
YN-Hi.
Diggy-Hey baby. *Limps over to you*
YN-Don't come any closer you might smell like alcohol.
Diggy-YN please don't be like that!
YN-*Roll your eyes* Okay I'm sorry. You say turning your head to see him hovering over you. *Hug him*
Diggy-*Still hugging you* How was Miami?
YN-Sucked hairy dick.
Diggy-EWE! *Laughs* Why did it suck babe.
YN-*Let go of the hug* I missed you guys. *Poke out your bottom lip*
Diggy-*Kisses it* Well we missed you too mommy.
YN-Yeah?
Diggy-It's been Chinese food and nasty take out for the whole week.
YN-*Make a stink face* ewe. How's your leg though? You ask opening up the laptop.
Diggy-Better. I'm getting it customized can't you tell? He said pointing out Daniella's adorable drawing.
YN-Aweeeee! *Pick up your I-phone and snap a picture* That. Is. So. Stinking. Cute.
Diggy-So fetch.
YN-Ewe stop trying to make fetch happen.
YN and Diggy-*Laugh*
Daniella-*Jumps down the last Step with DJ in her arms* HI MOMMY! She yelled as she began to drop her brother who was on her hip.
Diggy and YN- Oh shit!
Diggy-*Quickly hobbles over to them and grabs DJ before he really fell on the steps*
YN-Oh my gosh. *Put your hand over your chest* Hi lovebug. You say picking up Daniella and kissing DJ's forehead.
DJ-Hi momma.
YN-What's poppin lil man?
DJ-*Blushes burying his head into Diggy's chest*
YN-*Giggle* Awe. You didn't miss me DJ?
Daniella-Mommy what happens if I pull this out? She asks removing the hair tie from your high bun causin hair to fall all over your face.
YN-That will happen. *Blow hair out of your face.*
DJ and Daniella-*Laugh*
Diggy-*Pushes your hair Behind your ears so your face is exposed, caresses your cheek with his thumb* That's better.
YN-*Blush* Okay Daniella why don't you get ready for bed and stuff and I'll start making Dinner.
Daniella-Okay mommy. She said trotting up the stairs.
Diggy-*Pretends to pout* Baby gimme kiss.
YN-No. You say biting your lip.
DJ-*Laughs at Daniels upset facial expression*
Diggy-*Looks down at him* Babyyyyyyy!
YN-*Peck DJ's cheek causing him to smile from ear to ear*
DJ-I got won!! He said looking up at Diggy as Diggy moved him around on his hip.
Diggy-Now you gotta gimme kiss. Makes a sad face.
YN-You look like Daniella you say walking back the counter to sit at the laptop.
Diggy-Oh word? He asks clenching his jaw and waking over to couch w/ DJ.
DJ-FWOOTBALL DADDY! He yelled throwing his hands in the air as Diggy sat him down on the couch.
Diggy-That's what we about to do buddy. Diggy says sitting back down with one arm behind his head and his legs spread out .
DJ-*Mocks Diggy*
YN-Hello? HEYYY.
Diggy-*Turns his head to look at you on facetime*
?-How you been girl? You left today?
YN-Yeah! I'm home now.
?-Oh damn we didn't get to chill one last time?
YN-Nope! You say fake pouting.
Diggy-Who in the hell.
DJ-*Starts falling alseep*
Diggy-Really? You gone just leave me hanging to watch the game by myself mini? He asks DJ while tickling his stomach.
DJ-*Giggles*
YN-That would be so crazy! You say laughing.
DJ-*Falling asleep again*
Diggy-*Turns the t.v. Down, grabs the blanket from behind him and lays DJ down and places it over him* Sleep tight DJ. He says leaning up to Come over to you.
YN-*Laughing* No! Look at this one! *You say flashing your phone at the screen*
?-Yoooo! We were soooo drunk! Look at Nicki.
Diggy-Who's that he says throwing his Hand in front of your face.
YN-*Smack it out of the way* Stop Daniel.
Diggy-Who the hell is that?
?-Who dat?
YN-nobody. You mouth to the man.
Diggy-Oh word?
?-*Laughs* Nah foreal.
YN-*Laugh* My cleaning guy.
Diggy-YN What the fuck!?
?-Oh he sound mad. Maybe I should go?
YN-You don't have to!
?-I'm going out tonight and it's getting late here I gotta get rolling shawty.
Diggy-You have to make dinner! He yelled irritatedly.
YN-Oh yeah. *You giggle* See Trey you made me forget I had shit to do.
Trey-TRIGGA.
YN-*Laugh* Trigga. Bye.
Trey-Bye Babygirl.
Diggy-Babygirl my ass he says while clicking the end button.
YN-What's your problem?
Diggy-Lower your voice DJ is asleep.
YN-Oh my baby. You say trying to peek over the couch.
Diggy-Focus who was that.
YN-*Give him a tittie twister* Nobody baby.
Diggy-*Laughs* Ouch! *grabs his chest* how do you know Trey Songz.
YN-We hung out together a few times in Miami. Nothing serious.
Diggy-Nothing serious? He called you babygirl.
YN-Maybe he got the wrong idea you say washing your hands and pulling out the cutting board.
Diggy-Well why don't you help him understand the right idea YN?
YN-I will. Okay? I don't want to argue with you baby. I will let him know what's up.
Diggy-Make sure you do or I will. *Grunts*
YN-What? You okay?
Diggy-My leg. I've been standing on it for too long. *Sits down*
YN-Getting *fake cough* old *fake cough*
Diggy-I know you are girl!
YN-Whatever!
--Later that night in bed--
FaceTime call! FaceTime call! FaceTime call!
Diggy-*Unraps his arm from you and turns to the laptop on the nightstand accepting the call* Hello? He answered tiredly.
Trey-*Laughing* AYOO. Diggy Simmons answered the motherfucking FaceTime! What's good bruhh?
Diggy-Nun. Ayo why you calling my wife over FaceTime at 3 A.M.?
Trey-That's my girl! Let her know tonight was CRAAAZYY ! She missed out!
Diggy-Yeah I will. Bye. *Hangs up and blocks Treys contact*YN! Diggy yelled.
YN-shhhh. What's wrong? The kids okay?
Diggy-Their fine but me and you about to get it poppin! Why the fuck did Trey just call your laptop?! Huh?
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