Guard: why do we do this
Freddy: it's fun tryin to kill you so you can become... ONE OF US
Bonnie: ONE OF US!
Chica: ONE OF USSSSS!!!!
Foxy: .....my hook :[
Freddy: Mari's gone for now go get ur cursed hook
Foxy: The box holds dark secrets, don't ya know?
Bonnie: it's about to hold something else if you don't quit whining and get ur hook....
Chica: let me guess..... DORA?
Freddy: CHICA DORA IS A FAKE AND PURPOSELESS CHARACTER PUT INTO A TV SHOW, AND SHE IS KINDA LIKE PIZZA, USELESS
Freddy: LIKE YOU TOO >_<
CHICA HAS LEFT THE GAME
Foxy: Why are ya so mean to the lil chicken?
Freddy: she's stupid -_-
Foxy: welp I guess I'll try to get me hook... ;( it's not gonna be safe is it?
Bonnie: ur in the wrong game if u thought it was gonna be safe
Foxy: ugh I'll just get it over with
Guard: ....so....what about me?
Freddy: oh yeah, where was I?
Bonnie: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Freddy: oh right! ONE OF-
Guard: i just noticed that you and Bonnie are still on the stage .... it's like 5am?!
Guard: hah who the noobs now?
GUARD HAS BEEN KILLED
GAME OVER
Foxy: it doesn't take that long to get one's hook, read the chat, then dash down the right hall to the guard's room, does it? He had both his doors open xD
Freddy: Foxy sorry for every thing I've said to u or done to u that was unkind and lacking gore...
Bonnie: ???
Foxy: er, ur forgiven mate!
Freddy: cause you just earned us a 3 game kill streak!!
THE ANIMATRONICS HAVE EARNED BADGE "A 3 KILL STREAK"
Foxy: WHAT THE-
Freddy: IKR
Bonnie: wow
Freddy: Be Impressed you purple rabbit
Bonnie: noice sarcasm observatory skills... now tell me if that was sarcastic
Freddy: TOTALLY *not none no sarcasm*
( try and figure that out, my dear readers!)
Bonnie: bruh, look we've been doing this for years we obviously have killed guards more the thrice in a row
Foxy: that is true, but still we can celibrate!
Freddy: yep!
A few seconds later in time)
Freddy: wait, Bonnie, did you just say "bruh?"
Foxy: !
Bonnie: yea
Freddy: y r u assuming my gender... u don't know do u?
Bonnie: u don't have a gender, ur just a big fat bear
Foxy. To. Bonnie: u might wanna skedaddle.... like now
BONNIE HAS LEFT THE GAME
WITHERED BONNIE HAS JOINED THE GAME
Withered Bonnie: WHATS GOOD PEEPS
Freddy: ur face >.^\
Freddy: oh wait... u don't have one hah
Foxy: DONT take that the wrong way W. Bonnie, he's just mad at the normal Bonnie.... um well, fully suited Bonnie, um...
Withered Bonnie: it's ok, I'll just borrow his face
Foxy: WHO's FACE MATE???
Withered Bonnie: Bonnies or Freddy's
FREDDY HAS LEFT THE GAME
Withered Bonnie: well, I don't think I'd look good in a bear face. Yeah, Bonnie will share his! And if not, well, I'll try to take it off with a smile, somehow
Foxy: !!!...well I hope u have a good night.... and I'll be in my cove on my PS4, if u wanna join me.
Withered Bonnie: what game?
Foxy: it's called Minecraft
Withered Bonnie: sorry, for some reason I can't bear that game today, and I can't seem to be able to mouth out why. I also can't let my eyes stare at a screen too long, cause it ruins my expressions whenever I attempt to make them.
Foxy: sorry gtg cause I can't handle ur joking, it's gonna give me constapuntion... xD
Withered Bonnie: (0)_(0) I have to type a look cause I can't show u, but this is how I feel about that
Foxy: ok let's stop chatting cause I'm feeling bad for the person reading these...
Withered Bonnie: SOMEONE IS READING THIS?
YOU ARE READING
FREDDY AND FRIENDS- The Chat Logs
幽默WELCOME to a comical comedy game chat within the barriers of FNAF! Inside the virtual pages you will see the other sides to the famous animatronics, guards and more! Enjoy or else ur cookies r gonna get eaten. (This book has a sequel if you can't g...
