Previously, The Gang openly planned on a strategy to stop the nefarious Mike from winning the game for the first time in a while. Unfortunately, Foxy has just recently learned of his true self: an imagination. He. Is. Teriyaki.
I meant terrified.
NOW-
Freddy: my peeps, meet and huddle up on stage. I have a plan!
Foxy: I'm not supposed to be on that stage though Smokes "-"
Bonnie: It is spelled Smokey, and that isn't even his name :/
Foxy: whatever.
Freddy: Thank you Bonnie bud, now, as I said, HUDDLE THE FREAKING UP
Foxy: fine.
Chica: Foxy, what's wrong?
Foxy: ...
Foxy: I'm not real.
Foxy: I'm in a frickin book for goodness's sake!
Chica: You are real... in this world.
Foxy: I'm only one thing
Foxy: I'M TERRIFIED!
Bonnie: .-.
Foxy: AGGGGGHHHHHHH
Foxy: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE NO CONTROL!
Foxy: WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE?????
Foxy: THIS ISN'T EVEN LIFE
Foxy: WWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
Jeremy Cricket: *cricket noises*
Mike: I wish I had recorded that.
Foxy: *weeps*
Freddy: um..... guys the game has been going on for awhile now.... I wonder if anyone noticed that.
Mike: yeah stop making this ez for me.... I could literally fall asleep.
Mike: by the way
Mike: The clock is 4.
Bonnie: poor clock.
Foxy: I'm here captain *sniff sniff*
Freddy: ok good..
Freddy: So-
Freddy and Friends discuss a plan in 30 minutes, and now only have 1 and half an hour to kill Mikey
Mike: ...it rained down, it rained down like: PAIN! you made me a, you made me a believer, believer....
Chica: Mike!
Mike: Yes madam?
Chica: I have a question for you..
Mike: Shoot.
Chica: How come you never use the restroom within these 6 hours? Like. Never.
Mike: It's simple really.
Bonnie: HAX??? CAUSE YOUR A FRICKIN HACKER?!
Mike: No. I'm still offended by that.
Mike: I just use the largest size diapers. Besides, HOW THE HELL WOULD I HACK MY BLADDER?
Chica: #_# Say Whaaaat?
Bonnie: Boy, hackz can do crazy things.
Bonnie: especially if they are off the dark web.
Bonnie: You can get anything from there, like FNAF ripoffs, a new Bonnie face, green apple blueberry chocolate yellow-creamed nut filled sundaes in tin cans.....
Freddy: wait. BONNIE FACE?
Bonnie: uhh
Did I say Bonnie face? <_>
You are mistaken!
Freddy: it is in the chat log ya doughnut
Bonnie: oh, uhh-
Chica: Bon, you said you went to the Sister Location and got a spare from Ballon Boy that he got somehow!
Bonnie: ;-; I did?
Chica: DON'T PLAY DUMMMMMBB WITH ME BOI
Bonnie: uhhmmm
Bonnie: whAaaaattttttt??????!??!?!
Mike: look at the time, I get to go soon! Huzzah!
Foxy: who says that anymore?
All of the sudden, Chica appears at the Mike's window, scaring the pee out of him.
Mike: OH MYY-
He jumps to shut the right door
Little did he know that one should look left and right before "crossing a street."
Mike: whew
Mike shut the right door, and looked to the left to see if there were any 'tronics there. There were none. To be safe he shuts it.
He sighs in relief as the clock tics closer to 6am
Mike: Like.
Mike: A
Mike: Bos—
A large hook impaled his frontal lobe, and a Brownish hand reaches for his neck
Foxy: It was a good play mate, good play.
Freddy: But unfortunately for you, your peripheral vision is smaller than average.
Foxy: As result, bringing you home; see you in heck, kid.
MIKE HAS BEEN KILLED
GAME
IS
OVER
THE ANIMATRONICS HAVE WON
Foxy: Bro, fist bump
*Foxy and Freddy fist bump
Chica: YAAY
Freddy: nice job with the crazy distraction guys....
Bonnie: ^_^
Freddy: But Bonnie
Chica: >:3
Foxy: heheheh
Bonnie: o_O y-yes?
Freddy: about the fact that you didn't go to SL to get the mask......
Chica: ..but you got it from the dark web....
Bonnie: I SWEAR I HAD NO CHOICE W. BON TOOK MY FACE AND NO ONE ELSE SELLS SUCH FINE REPLICAS!
Foxy: Matey, we have a Parts and Service for a reason.
Marionette: #busted
Chica: Wait a second..
Chica: DID YOU EVEN GO SO FAR AS TO USE MY PIZZA MONIES????
Queue the Sanic music.....
Marionette: R.I.P. Bonnie
THE DELIBERATE END OF FNAF 1: CHAT LOGS!!
Coming up next
...FNAF 2: chat logs.....
...Bonnie's Feelings...
...Freddy's Feelings...
STAY TUNED TILL THEN
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FREDDY AND FRIENDS- The Chat Logs
HumorWELCOME to a comical comedy game chat within the barriers of FNAF! Inside the virtual pages you will see the other sides to the famous animatronics, guards and more! Enjoy or else ur cookies r gonna get eaten. (This book has a sequel if you can't g...
