Street Rat

Introduction! The Genie!!

a/n: so I realized that I had made a mistake...If Naruto had to marry a princess, then Sasuke would turn into a girl but then again. I not going to do that. Which also points out that Naruto is obviously gay. Which means imma have to change the rule. Which means that's the rule will be that Naruto has to marry someone. It could be any gender. Looks like imma have to do some editing...welp enjoy while I do that!!

Orochimaru then pulled off his disguise
"Heh heh heh! It's mine.  It's all mine! I—where is it?  No. NO!!" He said as he couldn't find the lamp

___At the Castle___
Minato walked around and looked for Naruto. He found him in his room crying.
"Naruto? Oh dear...What's wrong?" He asked
"Orochimaru...has...done something... terrible...and it's beyond forgiving..." he said
"There, there, my child—we'll set it right...Now, tell me everything" he said

___At the Cave___
Sasuke lies unconscious on the carpet and tries to wake him.
"Oh, oh. Sasuke? Wake up. Sasuke" Shiro said as he kept shaking Sasuke. The carpet rises up, lifting Sasuke up, somehow causing him to wake up.
"My head" he groaned as he looked up at the entrance. "Great...we're trapped" Sasuke said angrily, shaking his fists at the entrance.
"That two face son of a—" he stopped himself.
"Whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp." Sasuke sighed. "Looks like I really won't see the prince again..." he muttered
"Aha!" Shiro said as he pulled the magic lamp out.
"Why, you hairy little thief!  Looks like such beat-up, worthless piece of junk....Wait, I think there's something written here" he said as he rubbed the lamp.  Suddenly smoke comes out of the hole, the lamp began to shake and glow, but Sasuke holds onto the lamp, and something comes out of the lamp.
"Aaaaahhhhh!  OY!  Ten-thousand years will give ya "such a crick in the neck!" He hangs Sasuke on a nearby rock.  Then he pulls his head off and spins it around, yelling as he does so.  Carpet pulls Sasuke down.
"Whoa!  Does it feel good to be outta there!" The mysterious man used the lamp end of himself as a microphone.
"Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.  Hi, where ya from?" He asked as sticker the mic in Sasuke's face
"What's your name?"
"Sasuke".
"Sasuke!" He said as is he discovered something major. A neon sign lights up with Sasuke's name on it, circled by chase lights. 
The sign changes to reflect the Genies's upcoming line.
"Hello, Sasuke.  Nice to have you on the show.  Can we call you 'Sasu?' Or maybe just 'ke?'  Or how about 'sausage?'  The genie disappears, then a dog wrapped in plaid jumps in.
Sounds like 'Here, boy! C'mon, sausage!"
"I must have hit my head harder than I thought" Sasuke sighed
"Do you smoke?  Mind if I do?" The "Dog"
poofs into smoke, then back to the genie. Shiro screeches wildly.
"Oh, sorry Cheetah--hope I didn't singe the fur!  Hey, Rugman!  Haven't seen you in a few millennia!  Slap me some tassel!  Yo! Yeah!" The carpet flies over and high fives the genie. Genie looks at Sasuke
"Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.  Look at me from the side—do I look different to you?" He asked
"Wait a minute!  I'm—your master?"
"That's right!" He said as he slaps a diploma in Sasuke's hand and a mortarboard on his head. "He can be taught!! What would you wish of me, the ever impressive,the long contained, often imitated, but never duplicated—" he said as he multiplied into multiple genies.
"Genie!  Of!  The Lamp! Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank youuuuu!"
"Whoa!  Wish fulfillment?"
"Three wishes to be exact.  And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes" he said "No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. "
"Now I know I'm dreaming"
"Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities" he said
"So I will grant you three wishes and I can do basically anything" he said
"Okay but...do you have like...a name?" Sasuke asked
"Yes! Its Hatake Kakashi. Genie is fine though. But if you want to call me Kakashi, That is fine" he said
"Hm. Alright"
"Okay So what'll it be, master?" Kakashi asked
"You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?" He asked
"Ah, almost.  There are a few rules you have to know"
"Like?"
"Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask.  Rule two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. Rule three: I can't bring people back from the dead.  It's not a pretty picture, I don't like doing it! " he said Other than that, you got it" kakashi did
Sasuke Looks at Shiro as if he was plotting something.
Ah, provisos?  You mean limitations?  On wishes? Some all powerful genie—can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Shiro—he probably can't even get us out of this cave.  Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here—" Sasuke said as he started to leave but then kakashi steps in front of them
"Excuse me?  Are you lookin' at me?  Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here?  And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me? I don't think so, not right now.  You're gettin' your wishes, so siddown!  They all get on Carpet and Kakashi takes the form of a stewardess, with lots of arms pointing out the exits.
"In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here. here,here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere!  Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet.  Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!" He said as The carpet and passengers fly out of the sand in the desert and off into the distance.

___At the castle___
"Orochimaru, this is an outrage.  If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... . From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, before they are beheaded." Minato said
"I assure you, your highness, it won't happen again." The snake like man said
"Naruto, Orochimaru, now let's put this whole messy business behind us.  Please?" He asked
"My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Prince..." he said as he tried to shake Narutos hand. Naruto just yanked his hand back
"At least some good will come of my being forced to marry.  When I am king, I will have the power to get rid of you" he glared
"That's nice.  All settled, then.  Now, Naruto, getting back to this suitor business" he looks and sees Naruto walking out
"Naruto? Naruto!" He yelled as he ran after him
"If only I had gotten that lamp!"
"I will have the power to get rid of you!" Kabuto imitated Naruto. "D'oh!  To think—we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter for the rest of our lives..."
"No, Kabuto. Only until he finds a chump husband or whatever then he'll have us banished--or beheaded!"
"Eeewww!" They both said
"Oh!  Wait a minute!  Wait a minute! Orochimaru?  What if you were the chump husband?"
"What?" He asked as if he was insulted
"Okay, you marry the prince,all right? Then, uh, you become sultan!"
"Oh!Marry the shrew?  I become sultan.  The idea has merit!"
"Yes, merit! Yes!  And then we drop papa-in-law and the little man off a cliff" he said as he dive bombs into the floor "Kersplat!"he yelled
"Kabuto, I love the way your foul little mind works!" He said