Street Rat

"Do you trust me?"

"Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little man off a cliff" he said as he dive bombs into the floor "Kersplat!"he yelled
"Kabuto, I love the way your foul little mind works!" He said

"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs.  Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop." Kakashi said as Sasuke and Shiro get off down the stairway formed by carpet.
"Thank you.  Good bye, good bye!  Thank you Good bye!...Well, now.  How about that, Mr.  doubting mustafa?" Kakashi asked
"Oh, you sure showed me.  Now about my three wishes" Sasuke smirked know that his plan had worked
"Do mine ears deceive me?  Three? You are down by ONE, boy!"
"Ah, no--I never actually wished to get out of the cave.  You did that on your own" Sasuke said. Kakashi thought for a second, then his jaw drops.  He turns into a sheep.
"Well, don't I feel just sheepish?  All right, you baaaaad boy,  but no more freebies."
"That's Fair.  So, three wishes.  I want them to be good...hey...what would you wish for?" The raven asked
"Me?  No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it."
"What?  No, tell me."
"Freedom."
"You're a prisoner?
"It's all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig.
Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space"
"Kakashi, that's terrible."
"But, oh—to be free.  Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all  the world! But it's not going to happen..."
"Why not?"
"The only way I get outta this is if my master
wishes me out.  So you can guess how often that's happened"
I'll do it. I'll set you free.
"Uh huh, right.  Whoop!" Kakashi said, not believe the other male.
"No, really, I promise...After make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free.   "Well, here's hopin'" he sighed. " okay! Let's make some magic!  So how 'bout it? What is it you want most?"
"Well, there's this guy—"
"Eehhh!.Wrong!  I can't make anybody fall in love, remember? Although, I didn't expect you of all people to be gay" he chuckled and Sauske sighed
"But Kakashi...he's fun and understanding and...
"How about beautiful?
"Oh no not that...I'd say he's charming.  He's  got these eyes that just...and his hair, wow...and his smile." Sasuke slightly smiled
With the thought of the blonde in his mind.
"Ami.  C'est l'amour." Kakashi said
"But he's the prince.  To even have a chance, I'd have to be a--hey, can you make me a prince?" Sasuke asked
"Let's see here" Kakashi said as he pulled out a  "Ah, to make a prince." He said as he looked through his rule book. "Now is that an official wish?  Say the words!"
"Kakashi, I wish for you to make me a prince!
"All right!  First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches--what are we trying to say--beggar?  No! Let's work with me here." The man said as he measured Sasuke. "I like it, muy macho!  Now, still needs something.  What does it say to me?  It says mode of transportation.  Excuse me, monkey boy!  Aqui, over here!" Shiro tries to cover himself with carpet, but Kakashi zaps him and he flies over.
"Uh oh!" Shiro said
"Here he comes, And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new elephant!" A door bearing the Kakashi's head on it opens, where Shiro is transformed into an elephant. Shiro sees his reflection in a pool of water, then jumps into a tree. The tree naturally bends right back down to the ground, where Shiro hangs on and looks at Sasuke upside down.
"Shiro, you look good" he teased
"He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant, but we're not through yet.  Hang on to your turban, kid, cause we're gonna make you a star!" Kakashi said

___At the Castle___
"Sire, I have found a solution to the problem with your Son." Orochimaru said
"Awk!  The problem with your Son!"
"Oh, really? What is it?"
"It says, 'If the prince has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her." He said
"But Naruto hated all those suitors! How could I choose someone he hates?" Minato asked
"Not to worry, my liege.  There is more.  If, in the event a suitable princess or...prince cannot be found, a prince must then be wed to...hmm...interesting." Orochimaru stopped "What?  Who?"
"The royal vizier!  Why, that would be...me!"
"Why, I thought the law says that only a prince or princess can marry a prince, I'm quite sure."
"Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord." He said he He pulses out the staff and hypnotizes Minato with it.
"Yes...desperate measures..." the sultan said
"You will order the prince to marry me." Orochimaru said
"I...will order...the Prince...to..." Minato stopped. "But you're so old! And he's so young! That would be—"
"The Prince will marry me!"
"The prince will marry..." the spell is again broken
"But why would Naruto want to marry you? Surely he would want to marry an attractive young man"
"The Prince will marry—"
"What? What is that?  That music!  Ha ha ha. Orochimaru, you must come and see this!" Minato said as he ran to the doors. For Prince Sasu