College au
Xisuma: What's wrong with doc?
Ren: He don't handle alcohol very well
Doc: I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence!
Evil xisuma: Fire is my only weakness
Doc: Yeah, fire is everyone weakness, it's fuckIng fire
Iskall: Image life but not bad
Grian: Unrealistic blocked
Xisuma: Okay no offense but some of us need to chill "staring at the entire server"
Mumbo:"talking to grian" So a guy walked up to me and asked if I was your friend and when I said yes, he said I'm so sorry, what did you do,
Doc: Where my fucking knife
Xisuma: Dude there are younger people around maybe say it abit nicer,
Doc: okay. May I acquire the whereabouts of my fucking knife
Mumbo: Don't do anything stupid
Grian: We both know that is to much to ask about me,
Doc: I do what I want!
Cub: Calling xisuma!
Doc: No wait.
Grian: I wanna look like a snack this summer but I keep fucking eating them,
Iskall: With great power comes great need to take a nap, wake me up later
During the war
Doc: So you've finally arrived- what the hell is that
Grian: "in full on rainbow" My ass kicking clothes!
DocYour face looks familiar, have I threaten you before?
Ren: I have a job for you
Doc: Give me a ham e and I'll give you a corpse
Ren: Doc we talked about this....
Mumbo: I'm worried
Iskall: About what?
Mumbo: No clue.
"Shara blows up with grian in it"
Doc: "staring at grian corpse" He died as he lived
Doc: Being a god damn fool.
Trapped in the middle of the forest, lost with every hermit
Bdub: Look on the bright side at least things can't get any wor-
"It starts to rain"
Xisuma: "slowly looks at him" What was that?
Bdub: Nothing!
During the war
Mumbo: I am the most valuable and intelligent person on his team
Grian: You say as your hand is stuck in the vending machine,
Mumbo: I paid for my Cheetos, I'm getting my Cheetos
Doc: What do I do now
Xisuma: Be a good person
Doc: Why would I do that,
Joe: I'm sending good vibes your way, and there nothing you can do to stop it, they are coming
Cleo: That's the most threatening way iv ever been cheered up
