SCPs but they're explained by an idiot

SCP-002

You know what?

I think the object number part is unnecessary 

Because the chapter already tells you the SCP

anyway

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Quite honestly, I don't think anyone reads this. Do I care how big of a cell this thing gets? Not really? Besides, the only noteworthy part of this is that 002 is to,be hooked up to a power source all the time. 

Hey, I get it, power outages are NOT fun.

Description: Uh, jeez, how do I say this? 

Okay, so basically, 002 is a tumor-looking thing and there's a big metal door that leads into it? I guess? 

I was skimming the page, okay??

What's more, 002 has made seven people disappear 

So that's fun

They kind of opened the door, went in and uh,

disappeared off the face of the earth

Shame.

This...happens a lot in the SCP universe

Funnily enough.