SCPs but they're explained by an idiot

Wattpad is out of sorts, or I hope it is, because this is somewhat unfair

And if wattpad is normally this somewhat unfair, then by golly, we need a talk

My story, virtually overnight, dropped from #33 to #699, and as funny as that number is, I am somewhat insulted. Mostly because of the story who took my place. It was a Reader X SCP-049.

Now, if this was you, you'd probably feel a bit insulted, and then move on. Or something like that. I don't really know what my audience would do. Probably something satanic. Or Russian.

Me? 

I am very not okay with this. I am the kind of person to take things a bit too far for vengeance, so guess what? 

I told myself I would never make this joke/reference again, but,

You're about to have a bad time, bro.

And what's the best way to do that?

By fighting fire with fire, and by that, I mean writing a short story.

Duh.

I'm coming for you, shippers! And you too, Katkit!