Simisage: Fire-Fighting type starter that comes after Blaze chicken and before the Ember pig?
Infernape, with Rillaboom: U-Um, actually, my name's....
Simisage: I care not for your name.
Infernape: Oh...
Simisage: Isn't that Pokemon you are with a gorilla?
Infernape: H-Huh? Oh, you mean Rillaboom? She is! (blushes) Actually, she's more of my-
Simisage, scoffing: I can see why an eyesore such as her would go for someone like you.
Infernape: (bolts up) ....
Infernape inner thoughts: Eyesore?....Eyesore?....Does he mean ugly?...Who?
Ten seconds of silence later...
Infernape's inner thoughts: RILLABOOM?!
Rillaboom: (Not paying the slightest bit attention to the conversation) Did I leave Cinder's iron on this morning?
Infernape, now enraged and getting in Simisage's face: Who in their right mind would call her ugly?! Just look at all of her amazing features! She's the beautiful Grass MONKEY Starter, Rillaboom!
Rillaboom: ...Nope, didn't leave it on.
Simisage: (Staring. ABSOLUTELY unimpressed) ....Well, I'll take my leave. (leaves)
Infernape, picking up Rillaboom and following him: Oh, you aren't leaving that easy until you acknowledge her! No way she's an eyesore! Not on your elemental-monkeying many lives! Get back here!
Published: 12/17/2019
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Pokéshorts!
HumorJust some random Pokemon shorts that entered my mind recently. Most of these shorts will feature Gardevoir and Glaceon, since they're my babeis. -w- There's gonna be alot of references, vines and incorrect quotes here.
