Infernape: Rillaboom kissed me
Blaziken*gasp*: Oh my Arceus, oh my Arceus, oh my Arceus!
Infernape: It was unbelievable!
Blaziken: Oh my Arceus, oh my Arceus, oh my Arceus!
Emboar: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Blaziken, get the wine and unplug the phone. Infernape, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Infernape: Oh, it ended very well
Emboar: Aww
Blaziken *rushing over with the wine*: Do not start without me. Do NOT start without me!
Emboar: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
Infernape: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, crud, and then we just sort of sunk into it
Blaziken: Ok, so, ok, was she holding you? Or was her hand like on your back?
Infernape: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair
Blaziken & Emboar *squealing*: Awww
*meanwhile, Rillaboom, Delphox and Primarina are eating pizza in their rooms*
Rillaboom: And, uh, and then I kissed him
Primarina: Tongue?
Rillaboom: Yeah
Delphox & Primarina *nod*: Cool
Published: 5/30/2020
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Pokéshorts!
HumorJust some random Pokemon shorts that entered my mind recently. Most of these shorts will feature Gardevoir and Glaceon, since they're my babeis. -w- There's gonna be alot of references, vines and incorrect quotes here.
