Mewtwo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Pikachu: I did. I broke it . . .
Mewtwo: No. No, you didn't. Incineroar?
Incineroar: Don't look at me. Look at Greninja.
Greninja: What?! I didn't break it.
Incineroar: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Greninja: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Incineroar: Suspicious.
Grwninja: No it's not!
Squirtle: If it matters, probably not . . . Jigglypuff was the last one to use it.
Jigglypuff: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Squirtle: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jigglypuff: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Squirtle!
Pikachu: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: No. Who broke it?
Lucario: *whispering* Mewtwo, Charizard's been awfully quiet . . .
Charizard: Really?!
Ivysaur: Yeah, really!
. . .
Mewtwo: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a Pichu's head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Published: 2/8/2020
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Pokéshorts!
HumorJust some random Pokemon shorts that entered my mind recently. Most of these shorts will feature Gardevoir and Glaceon, since they're my babeis. -w- There's gonna be alot of references, vines and incorrect quotes here.
