Skitty: Did it hurt?
Meowth: When I fell from heaven? Well-
Skitty: No, when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall and then just sort of lay there for about ten minutes.
Meowth:
Skitty:
Meowth:
Skitty: We all saw that.
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[the Team Rocket Pokemon are having a time of their life at a pool party]
Meowth: Out here, living my best life.
Wobbuffet: Persian is drowning.
Meowth: This isn't about him.
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*Meowth spots a Glameow by the tree and is now attempting to woo her*
Meowth, flirting: You wouldn't date me, I'm a handful.
Glameow, playing along: Don't you mean pawful?
*Meowth blushes, thinking that he's getting the hang of it.*
Meowth, starts to brag about himself: Well, I'm-
Glameow: Because you're awful. 😐
Meowth:
Glameow:
Glameow, bluntly: You don't get it don't you?
*Meowth, who now "gets" the joke, laughs*
Meowth, echoing in his mind: Just laugh along and she'll think you understand.
Glameow: You do realize you said all of that out loud?
Meowth, echoing: Quick! Think of a good excuse.
Glameow: And that!
Published: 12/21/2019
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Pokéshorts!
HumorJust some random Pokemon shorts that entered my mind recently. Most of these shorts will feature Gardevoir and Glaceon, since they're my babeis. -w- There's gonna be alot of references, vines and incorrect quotes here.
