Inteleon: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Primarina and Greninja, I would shoot Greninja twice.
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Primarina: Did you just refer to your signature move as "STFU" instead of "Snipe Shot"?
Inteleon: Should I not have?
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Primarina: why is Greninja on the counter?
Inteleon: he likes to be tall
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Primarina: I wonder what Greninja's thinking about
Greninja: *wii music*
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Inteleon: I really want to kiss you.
Greninja: What?
Inteleon: I said if you die I won't miss you.
A/N: Just some of the current Water Starters having a good time. Also the PIG thing means "Primarina, Inteleon and Greninja", pretty clever, right? 😆
Published: 3/31/2020
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Pokéshorts!
HumorJust some random Pokemon shorts that entered my mind recently. Most of these shorts will feature Gardevoir and Glaceon, since they're my babeis. -w- There's gonna be alot of references, vines and incorrect quotes here.