Chapter 7- Dreams

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Elise's Pov-

I sat up on the bed. Ty wasn't next to me like he usually was.

Getting up and wrapping myself in a blanket I waddled down the stairs and plopped onto the couch and stared at the blank TV. The rest of the team apart from two people were here.

"Hey guys!" Adam chirped as he walked into the room.

He sat down and put in his headphones before turning on music and going on his phone.

Suddenly a thought came to mind. "Guys what if Adam was gay?" I said discussing my thought aloud.

Some agreed and some didn't it was only then did I pick up some signs of gay.

"There right there, look at that tan well tinted skin, look at that killer shape his in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin, oh please he's gay totally gay." I sang looking at Adam.

"I'm not about to celebrate, every trait could Indicate, the totally straight expatriate. This guys not gay, I say, not gay" Jerome sang in response.

"That is the elephant in the room, Well, is it relevant to assume. That a man who wears perfume .Is automatically medically gay?" Mitch rolled his eyes.

"But look at his quoft and crispy locks. Look at his silk translucent socks. There's the eternal paradox Look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing? Is he gay?" Ian sang his eyebrows raised.

"Of course, he's gay-" I was cut off by Ian.

"or European?"

"Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?" Lillie sang from next to Tyler. She turned to look at him and smiled.

"Well, hey don't look at me" Tyler sang.

"You see, they bring their boys up Different in those charming foreign ports, They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts" Emily joined in singing from her place next to Mitch.

"Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They will say things like, 'Ciao, bella' While they kiss you on both cheeks" Quentin was now joing in. Who next?

"Oh please" I sighed.

"Gay or European? So many shades of gray. Depending on the time of day, the French go either way. Is he gay or European or-" Quentin was cut of by a girl popping her head around the door and walking in.

"There right there! Look at that condescending smirk, Seen it on every guy at work. That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way" The mystery girl said. A friend of hers I assumed, walked in behind of her wearing a shirt that said 'Shadow DragonMc'.

"That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume. Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay? Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay" We all chanted.

I walked over to behind Adam to see he was texting some girl named Shadow. The second mystery girls phone lit up from her hand.

"Dammit" I sighed.

"Gay or European? So stylish and relaxed. Is he gay or European? I think his chest is waxed" Jerome said wiggling his eyebrows

"But they bring their boys up different. There it's culturally diverse, It's not a fashion curse, If he wears a kilt or bears a purse" Emily looked over at Adam again and shrugged.

"Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code. Yet, his accent is hypnotic, But his shoes are pointy toed" Mystery girl one replyed.

"Gay or European? So many shades of gray" I joined in again. Where the heck was Ty?

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