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10. Christmas Texts

[is a failed attempt at making you laugh on Christmas and/or whatever holiday you celebrate]

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This is the begging of your direct message history with @swaggersouls.

GoodGuyFitz : had a nice flight?

SwaggerSouls : don't even tell me abt it

GoodGuyFitz : something had happened?

SwaggerSouls : nah but my dad drove me home like he was in star wars

GoodGuyFitz : ahha that's not funny

you could've died there

SwaggerSouls : unfortunately I'm here

how bout u

u good?

GoodGuyFitz : it's warm asf rn

and it's raining

SwaggerSouls : there too?

that means we're looking at the same rain drops

so much miles are between us and we're yet so close

wow

GoodGuyFitz : I washed my car yesterday..

SwaggerSouls : awh fuck you

GoodGuyFitz : anyway

SwaggerSouls : no I'm going to teach u how to love correctly

GoodGuyFitz : I know how to do that

SwaggerSouls : but I'm water hungry so u'll have to wait cuz I need to get water

GoodGuyFitz : I said I don't need a lesson

water hungry

SwaggerSouls : oh wait

thirsty*

GoodGuyFitz : I think you need a lesson of the English language

SwaggerSouls : no I don't

I at least know what goldfish snacks are

GoodGuyFitz : you forgot what milk was