Demisquad skit book 3

Checklist

Hemlock: equipment is secure?

Shady: check

Hemlock: Daggers all sharpened?

Shady: check

Hemlock: Ambrosia In?

Shady: check

Hemlock: did you have breakfast?

Shady: what? That's not on the checklist

Hemlock: I added it because Ebony told me to

Shady: no I didn't have breakfast

Hemlock: unacceptable. Look in your backpack

Shady: *Pulling out a breakfast bar* hey there's chocolate chips in this

Hemlock: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I learnt from Ebony how to trick you into eating your fiber