Demisquad skit book 3

Going through room

Finn: *walks into daryas room* hmm, she doesn't seem to be here... that means there is no reason I should be here... *looks around, sees a hydroflask and picks it up and narrows his eyes* hydroflask.... hydro-flask.... flask- oh my god she's drinking-

*comtinues walking around and finds a pair of male shoes*

Oh my god. Which man-whore came into my sisters room. *sniffs the shoes* disgusting smell. They must've... disgusting-

*walks around and opens the closet* she thinks she can hide the man-whore from me. No no, I know the secrets of damn girls *finds a walkie talk* OH MY GOD SHE HAS A VAPER!! *picks up the phone and calls josh*

Josh! DARYA IS VAPING! I JUST FOUND THOSE VAPERS!

Josh: what?!

Finn: I ALSO FOUND A FLASK! SHES DRINKING *walks around and goes to daryas desk* oh my god her desk is just tall enough to bend down and snort cocaine *bend down and sniffs* yes just right height

Josh: oh my god-

Finn: OH MY GOD *sees a bag of flour and a bag of icing sugar along with a carton of eggs* I FOUND THE COCAINE! OH MY GOD SHE HAS A BOOK! ITS PROBABLY TO WRITE DOWN THE DEALS FOR HER AND HER DRUG DEALER FRIENDS

Josh: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

Finn: If I were a 19 year old female... where would I hide weed- THE BED!! *runs to the bed and pulls the sheets off* oh more bed sheet, what is this. A ruler? *gasp* probably to measure how much cocaine and weed she does at night

Josh: this is horrible

Finn: *finds two more bottles* I think I found her wine *opens the bottles* oh, just empty like her lies

Josh: I'm coming back to the camp

Finn: yes do so-

Darya: *walks in* Finn... what are you doing in here...

Finn: oh. Nothing DArYa. Was just trying to find a charger for my monster-proof phone...

Darya: okay...

Finn: *walks out to the counter* what are we gonna do with her josh

Josh: I dunno