Demisquad skit book 3

Shady lost parker

Shady: hi have you seen my nephew, about this tall *Points to her waist* is clearly gay but he and his father haven't had the talk yet

*Random person shakes head*

Shady: PARKER!

*No sound*

Shady: PARKER YOU LITTLE SHITE! GET BACK! AUNTY WANTS TO HAVE SOME FLECKING SLEEP!

*Looks in a trashcan*

Shady: Parker?

*looks in the changing rooms*

Shady: Parker?

*looks at the playground*

Shady: PARKER!