Me: *comes out in a dress with note cards. Instead of the usual house like setting, the room looks like an office room with a stage* Hey guys! (^^)
Yami: ... It's a dress.
Me: Yes. It is. I got it at a thrift store for five dollars. Lucky too, apparently, if I haden't gotten it there, it would've been two hundred...
Yugi: ... You do realize we don't care, right.
Me: Yes. That's why I'm telling you.
Yami: Figures. This place looks cheap as crap.
Me: That's because it's my office.
Yugi: Your office has a stage?
Me: *still smiling* Yes.
Yami:... Why?
Me: Karaoke. And occasions like THIS!
Yami: ... Wow.
Me: I also *cough* brought some friends.
Yami: YOU'RE KIDDING!
Me: Nope.
Yugi: *laughs*
Yami: COME ON!
Me: YOU HEARD THE MAN! COME ON IN!
*In comes Marik, Bakura, Tsugumi, and Kouta.*
Yugi: ... I know half of them.
Me: Okay, I assume you're talking about Marik and Bakura. I said, "well, why not bring them?". SO I did.
Bakura: ...
Marik: ...When he's done humiliating himself... Can I destroy him?
Me: Sorry, no. I can't let you do that.
Marik: THEN WHY THE FRIG DID YOU MAKE ME COME!?
Me: ANYWAYS... Then we have Tsugumi and his boyfriend Kouta. They're OCs of mine and I thought I might as well introduce the boys to you.
Tsugumi: *pushes teal hair out of eyes* I'm Tsugumi.
Kouta: And I'm horny.
Tsugumi: WHY DO YOU DO THAT EVERYWHERE WE GO!?
Me: Okay, take your seats everyone.
*The lights dim. A spotlight falls on Liz, who's reading off of her que cards*
Me: Welcome one and all to our second bi-annual Listen-To-Someone-Sing-Like-An-Idiot!
All: *claps*
Yugi: *whispers to Tsugumi* When was the first one...?
Tsugumi: *whispers back* A few months ago. It was traumatizing and chaotic.
Yugi: Oh.
Me: Before we begin, I have a few important announcements. *fidgets and flips card* We've reached over 2,000 reads!
Yami: SERIOUSLY!?
Me: YUP! *blinks back a tear because she knows that's all the success she'll ever get*
Yugi: Wow...
Tsugumi: How many reads does The Cousins have?
Me: Like, seven.
*crickets*
Me: BUT OVER 2,00 GUYS!!!
*Cheers*
Me: Secondly... After this chapter, we will continue with ASK YUGI, even though our letter rate is real low. On that note, SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS! I KNOW YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF STUFF BUT, LIKE... Invite a friend...? Maybe...?
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