When Taehyung is dared by his friends to sing hit or miss at Walmart and date the first person who starts to sing along.
Social Media AU! CRACK!
Started: 06/29/19
Completed: 09/18/19
Edited: 04/13/20
#1 in Kookv
#1 in taekook
#1 in twitter
#1 in Hos...
I scurry into the cleaning products isle, deciding that it's better to hide in an isle than do it out in the open. At least it saves some embarrassment.
I take a deep breath, mentally preparing myself. Yes I'm an extrovert and I always put myself out there, but this is just a little bit out of my comfort zone, especially since I have to try and date the person that songs along with me.
I breath in and out before beginning.
"HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?"
"GOT A BOYFRIEND, I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA" a somewhat familiar voice sounds from the isle next to me completing the lyrics.
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This is no females voice. I almost sigh a breath of relief, but i stop myself when the realisation sinks in. I have to freakin date that one person who is in the isle next to me. I shrug at the thought and continue on
"YO! I THINK I FOUND MY SOULMATE!" I yell back over to the male on the other side of the shelving.
"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?"
"I'M IMPLYING THAT WE GET MARRIED RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW, HOW'S THAT SOUND?"
"That sounds great-
-Taehyung" I get startled by the voice next to me. I turn around only to be faced with the one and only Jeon Jungkook. Or in other words my ex. I look him in the eyes only to have a mini panic attack afterwards.
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"I- uh"
"Happy to see me?" Jungkook tries to reach out and touch my cheeks, but I pull away and scream the first thing that pops into my head.
"STRANGER DANGER!"
My sudden scream making Jungkook pause his actions, shocked by the two words that had come out of my mouth. People turn their heads our way, but i just sprint away.
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*just did something (I only just realised its wrong ahskkdksjdk I'm so illiterate I'm sorry)
