Chapter 27
"And she was all, 'Sit your mother fucking five dollar ass down before I make change!'" Zayn laughed, imitating me.
"Do I really sound like that?" I asked shyly.
"No. That's my ghetto accent. You sounded more country, I guess." he responded.
"Can we just have one day where we go out and anyone who gets on our nerves, we can get Arielle to yell at her. It would make my entire life." Dani giggled.
"She already does that now." Louis chuckled and pulled me onto his lap.
"Morning." Harry muttered, stumbling down the stairs.
"Wait! How comes Harry gets to sleep in?!" I whined.
"Because he's Harry." Liam answered. I glared at him.
"What time did they wake you up?" Harry asked.
"The crack of Satan's ass." I replied.
"Sucks to suck." he winked. I gave him the finger and this topic just pooped up in my head.
"I bet they have an unaired episode of Dora the Explorer where Swiper swipes Dora's virginity." I said randomly.
"Really makes you think." Niall commented, bobbing his head.
"If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test? A testicle?" I questioned.
"Good one." Liam chuckled. I winked.
"You know what really sucks?" I asked.
"What?" Louis replied.
"Straws." I nodded and clicked my tongue.
"Clever." Zayn added.
"Hey there Delilah, what's it like in your vagina? I'm a thousand miles away but I'd like to get inside yah." I sang and Louis burst out laughing.
"Oh my god! Where did you get that?" Louis laughed.
"Made it up." I shrugged. "Never eat Dora ice pops. It's like a pedophile licking a small child."
"I get it. That's clever." Dani giggled.
"And God said..." I trailed.
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