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Chapter 30

Chapter 30

"Think about the first person who had twins. How fucking confused do you think they were?" I laughed and laid my head down on Louis' lap.

"Are we really having one of these conversations again?" Liam sighed, throwing his arm over Dani's shoulders.

"I mean, we can if you want." I shrugged. "Want to hear a joke?"

"Is it like your Bar in Japan one? Because that one was horrid." Louis chuckled.

"No. This one is funny." I muttered. "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"

"Really Arielle? That's like the oldest joke in the book." Harry stated.

"What's the answer then?" I asked, narrowing my eyes at him.

"Because 7, 8, 9. Duh."

"Wrong. It's because 7 is a registered six offender." I retorted. "Get it?"

No one answered though. They were all too busy laughing.

Score.

"When I die, I dare you guys to do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes." I announced once everyone silenced.

"I'll pass." Zayn chuckled.

"I love sleep. It's like a time machine to breakfast."

"Yes!" Niall cheered and fist bumped me.

"Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about it." I sighed.

"Good one." Dani giggled.

"What do you call a mean potato?" I asked.

"I don't know. What?" Louis replied.

"A DICK-Tater."

"That's stupid." Niall laughed.

"Yet, you're laughing." I pointed out. "What did the dad buffalo say to the child buffalo when he dropped him off at school?"

"What?"

"Bison." I responded.

"Clever." Harry wiggled his finger at me.

"So this one time, at school, my teacher was collecting homework. She got to me and was like, 'Where's your homework?'. So I said, 'I mean, I coul've done my homework. But I also could have murdered somebody. So, there's that.' I got extra credit that day."

"You go extra credit for not doing your homework?" Liam questioned.

"No. I got extra credit for not murdering someone." I replied. "A wise man once said, 'Did I fucking ask you to speak?'. That's my motto. YOLO."

"No. Just no." Zayn sassed, shaking his head. I gave him the finger and continued on with randomness.

"Breaking News. Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow." I announced and everyone burst into hysterics. "You know. I should just be a comedian. With my own stand up comedy show."

"I totally agree." Louis managed to choke out.

"Did you know 'Perfect' has seven letters and so does Arielle?" I smirked.

"So does Jackass." Harry winked. I stuck my tongue out at him.

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?" I questioned.

"What?"

"Getting raped by a giant scorpion." I answered.

"Yes Anti Jokes!" Niall cheered. "More."

"An Irish-man walks out of a bar." I stated. Everyone cracked up and Niall sat there pouting.

"That's not funny." he pouted.

"Niall, you know it's funny." Dani giggled, nudging him with her foot.

"I know." he muttered.

"What's red and smells like blue paint?" I asked. "Red paint."

"Stupid." Niall mumbled.

"Cheer up Nialler. I need you to be happy for me to be happy." I pouted at him.

"Really?"

"No. Cheer the fuck up." I growled. "What did the homeless man get for Christmas?"

"A home?" Dani asked cheerfully.

"No."

"Then what?"

"He got nothing. He's homeless." I answered. "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"The police. Your entire family died in a car accident."

Even this time I couldn't stifle my laughter. I fell off of Louis and onto the floor beside Niall.

"Arielle, you have got to stop." Zayn laughed.

"Why?"

"My stomach is going to explode if I laugh anymore."

~*~

"Niall, who are you texting?" I asked my best friend.

"No one." he blushed and looked away.

"It's a girl! Awh, my little Nialler is growing up!" I gushed and jumped into his arms.

"Okay, first of all, I'm older than you, by two years. And second, shut up." he muttered, but held me in his arms.

"You really do give the best hugs." I muffled into his neck.

"Your's aren't that bad either." he chuckled.

"So, who's this girl?" I winked.

"Stephanie." he blushed.

"Awh that's so cute." I squealed. "I'm gonna go find Lou. Have fun texting your lover."

"Shut up." Niall whined. I waved and skipped off.

But as soon as I turned the corner, I pressed my back against the wall. I let out a huge sigh. I never really thought this would happen.

I never expected I'd get jealous.

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