i pick or || Haikyuu!! Chatfic

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(i hate this chapter pls dont read this-)
[satan's lair]
Sunday 4:20 pm

hanamaki:state your bottom's weak spot because MY TOP IS A BITCH

iwaizumi:literally a n y w h e r e oikawa is an asshole too

oikawa:SO MEAN :[

goshiki:ears

shirabu:i-

shirabu:

hanamaki:i honestly get ears lmao

shirabu:SEE HE GETS ME

fukunaga:yeah but still it's weird shirabooboothefool 👁👄👁

kawanishi:yeah SHIRABU

shirabu:bitch-

semi:thighs

kageyama:you have a significant other????

semi:yeahhhh...

yahaba:mY BOKUAKA HEART IS BREAKINGGGGG

kyoutani:yahabas spot is his cheeks that's why when we are alone i usually pinch his cheeks

yahaba:you didn't need to say the last part kentarou ☺️

kindaichi:kunimis weak spot is his neck

kenma:yahafool why the cheeks?

fukunaga:that's weird too :/

yahaba:we all have different kinks whores

yamamoto:i mean cheeks are kinda weird too

kyoutani:his cheeks are cute

yahaba:bABY 🥺🥺

hanamaki:and that's when i realized the first and second years are getting more ass than the third years 💀

shibayama:because we're

kousuke:hOrnY tEEnAgErs 🤪😳😔

hanamaki:y'all are just 16 cALm dOwN

kousuke:damn why does aoba johsai always has the best senpais

hanamaki:because we're hip 🥱

kindaichi:you sound old when you said that

hanamaki:y'all are so mean 😔

fukunaga:

fukunaga:stop stealing my meme too

goshiki:sorry shohei i kept using it :(

fukunaga:it's fine tsu

kageyama:who would have incest?

hinata:the miya twins lmao

miya:i-

miya:n o

hinata:i c a n t t e l l w h i c h t w i n a r e y o u ? ?

miya:i'm osamu

miya:i'm atsumu

yahaba:fricking hikaru and kaoru wannabes

-miya changed their name to atsumu-
-miya changed their name to osamu-

osamu:who am i kaoru??

kageyama:yeah atsumu gives off hikaru vibes

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[hell 2.0]
Wednesday 5:01 pm

kousuke:guys we should like hang out all week next week..

tsukishima:that would be very
c h a o t i c

yamaguchi:it would be fun tho!!

kousuke:but we have to keep it a secret so we can't tell the second years or the third years

kunimi:warm goshiki lmao

goshiki:i won't tell kenjiro!!

kindaichi:alright which first years are going??

shibayama:me and lev because i am not letting inuoka around you guys

shibayama:karasuno seijoh goshiki date tech uhhhh

kunimi:i think that's all.

shibayama:yeah i think

kousuke:anyways we're gonna meet at [hotel name] ok?

kageyama:yes sir

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next eight chapters are gonna be about the first years at the beach and them being stupid at places 😌