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lev snitched (filler episode)

[cats 🥺]
Saturday 4:40 pm (before the mom chat)

literally the loudest person:so me and shibayama are gonna hang with the other first years all week next week!!!

angelyama:lev-

gamer soft boy:why isn't inuoka going?

angelyama:i am NOT allowing inuoka around them-

angelyama:also yaku-san can you keep this a secret from any other team because i know you tell the mom chat everything,you too kuroo-san

emo hair:sure

i don't want to be your mom:i guess so just don't do anything stupid

literally the loudest person:thank you yaku-san!!!!!!

i don't want to be your mom:whatever anyways i realized why doesn't inuoka have this app???

gang leader probably:from what i've seen shibayama banned him from the app

angelyama:i just don't want my child corrupted by example the weird ass first years i'm gonna hang out with

angelyama:like they weird as shit

angelyama:THEY ARE ABOVE LEV LEVEL

literally the loudest person:but you love me tho ～(^з^)-♡

angelyama:i-

emo hair:wOAHH LEV YOUVE BEEN FUCKIN HUH?

emotionless:

i don't want to be your mom:👀🤭

angelyama:i'm rlly punching the air rn.

gang leader probably:
nglikindalikelevyakumore-

emotionless:and that's on period

gamer soft boy:but i still love your relationship

angelyama:thanks i oh so totally need that for tomorrow anyways watch out for my tiktok you'll see where we are and stuff ig

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"mhm this is a nice ass place."tsukishima said,walking in the rental house.

"damn right!"kousuke threw his bag on the couch.

"stairs,the stairs are high.kageyama LETS JUMP OFF OF THEM!!"hinata yelled.

"NO I AM NOT PAYING FOR YOUR DAMAGE!"kousuke yelled.

"well i'm gonna be outside filming tiktoks so-"shibayama dropped his stuff on the floor and left.

"whatever let's join him."kunimi rolled his eyes.

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i literally can not write real life interactions-