i pick or || Haikyuu!! Chatfic

part 1.5

[Mom Squad 💝]
Sunday 2:28 am

yaku:children need to learn how to be sane.

sugawara:random but ok.

semi:i get it

moniwa:at least your children didn't sneak out for the fifth time 🗿

moniwa:kousuke and koganegawa snuck out again and i actually don't know where they are

sugawara:huh my first years aren't with me and they blocked me on every social media account??

semi:they're up to something

semi:goshiki i've never took you off the chat tell us

goshiki:???????

sugawara:he's lying do it again

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"NO GOSHIKI DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU!"kunimi yelled."IM
TRYING I HATE LYING TO PEOPLE AND ESPECIALLY TO SEMISAN"

kindaichi ,goshiki ,and kunimi are at the hotel.why? because they wanted to be even more early.

"LET ME TAKE YOUR PHONE-"

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goshiki:which first years?

semi:uh karasuno and apparently date tech.....

goshiki:well i don't know,i'm at.

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"SHOULD I SAY SHIRABU?""NO THEN THEY'RE GONNA ASK KENJIROU AND HES GONNA ASK ME"
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goshiki:my aunts house

semi:hmmm

yaku:hES LYING

goshiki:nO IM NOT 😭😭

semi:GOSHIKI NEVER USES FACE EMOJIS WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS PHONE

goshiki:ugh fine it's kindaichi

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"kindaichi i'm using your name because you're good friends with goshiki."
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semi:cool anyways why are you guys together

goshiki:eh goshiki wanted to talk and eat because he has no money lmaooo

yaku:still kinda doubting it

sugawara:he sounds truthful tho.

yaku:ugh it doesn't matter he's not mine

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"god damn volleyball parents are weird."kunimi gave goshiki back his phone.

"also if you're gonna tell the chat what room we're in it's 420""of course!"

[hell 2.0]
Sunday 2:34 am

shirabooboo's boyfriend:guys! me and kunimi and kindaichi already got a hotel it's number 420

shibayama's hoe:y e s

lev's fuckie:why the fuck are you awake

shibayama's hoe:you are too :(

lev's fuckie:i care for you more than me, please sleep (>_<)

shibayama's hoe:fine (*＾▽＾)／

emoboi:you like lev don't you?

lev's fuckie:nO-

george pig:awww,denial

lev's fuckie:i don't :((((((((((((((((((((

Lageyama:you do and that's on period.

turnipkid:you literally have lev's fuckie in your name i-

lev's fuckie:because YALL MADE THIS NAME

shibayama's hoe:but they're telling the truth-

shirabooboo's boyfriend:OOOH SHIT
EXPOSEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

lev's fuckie:lev i-

lev's fuckie:asshole

lev's fuckie:i was gonna tell them at the hotel 😩

shibayama's hoe: ;) love you too

Lageyama:yes another ship that i needed to be real off my list

kousuke:so uh change of plans.

kousuke:WE'RE GONNA RENT A DAMN HOUSE
FOR THE WEEK

kousuke:it's literally twenty dollars a day just gotta pay the person lmao.

kindaichi:god damn give the address please

kousuke:[the address]

goshiki:time to get a uber : D

shibayama:WAIT YALL WERE THERE ALREADY???

goshiki:we wanted to chill even more early

shibayama:i could never anyways so like kousuke we're spending our first day making tiktoks for my tiktok account ok?

kousuke:sure i guess

tsukishima:oh fuck no come on tIkToK??? nOO

kunimi:tag our accounts in it too lmaoo

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i need a filler episode