C R A C K H E A D

The One Where Joe Was A Basic Bitch

I'm gonna be a basic bitch coz none of you really know that much about me so I'm gonna do those 'Get To Know Me' things from YouTube but I've compiled a few together so don't judge.

1) What's your full name ?

Joseph Alexander - you ain't getting my last name 😂

2) How old are you ?

17 almost 18

3) When's your birthday ?

19th April 2002

4) Zodiac sign ?

Aries

5) Favourite song ?

Sunday Best by Surfaces - at the moment

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen - overall

6) Dogs or Cats ?

Dogs my dog is adorable

7) Where do you live ?

England, Essex :)

8) Where do you want to live ?

America maybe ? I do love England though so Chelsea

9) How tall are you ?

5'7 I think I'm not sure I don't fucking check

10) What colour are your eyes ?

Hazel

11) Do you have any tattoos ?

No but I'm thinking of getting one for my Nan and mother because I'm just that loving.

12) What's your favourite movie ?

Back to the Future

13 ) What's your favourite holiday ?

Turkey with my whole family, just funny holiday with the 13 of us

14) Who have you seen in concert ?

- One Direction ( banging I won't lie )
- Five, Boyzone, b*witched, Atomic kitten + others I can't remember
- 5SOS
- The Vamps ( actually quite good )
- Panic! at the disco ( very very good )
- Taylor Swift
- Went to Summertime Ball hosted by capital one year and that had a shit ton of banging artists

15) What do your friends say about you?

Jonny - He's a fucking idiot

Will - Whoever you are sending this to must be dumb to consider you, tell her I said call me

Nate - Posh boy now wanna scrap

Emily - You are lovely Joe, always there for me when I need you ❤️

Max - Declined to comment

George - Biggest diva I know, did you know I'm shitting right now ? Oh and before I forget William the duke of shittington wants to call you later, please answer and say ' aren't you look chubby today ' he misses the gym 😂

James - Please stop flirting with me Joseph, I'm more sophisticated than you

Charlie - Good luck Joe! I think you are lovely, always such a laugh and a perfect vodka shot buddy x

Georgia - My go to guy when I'm drunk, two losers attract each other.

Billy - Fuck isolation I need you Joe, bum buddies for life

16) What's your favourite sport ?

Football :)

17) What team do you support ?

Tottenham Hotspur ( Spurs )

18) How long have you supported them ?

All my life, got chucked in the shirt when I was practically newborn.

19) Do you have any siblings ?

My family is complicated but the ones that I do get along with are :
Harry - 15
Mia - 9
Amber - 8

20) What's your relationship status ?

Happily single :)

Any other questions ???