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The One Where Joe Can't Handle The Peer Pressure

I joined Tinder today.

I basically sat in a field with my mates today and they told me I had to download it to keep me entertained because I mentioned I was bored. I downloaded it and I'm only just beginning to understand it, my bio is asking for facts on penguins because George said that was a good idea to see who was actually interested. I had a few and then this one girl popped up, I used to go to her mothers preschool when I was little and I used to fancy her when I was in secondary school, she's a few years above. She told me a fact about penguins and we live in the same small town - I literally did the exact opposite of what I wanted. I just wanted to keep undercover and stay far away from where I live but now it's gone all wrong.

Also that really hyped up the group chat so at least I'm keeping everyone entertained during lockdown.

Feel free to send any penguin facts too.

DISCLAIMER ! I was 2 metres apart from the boys and I am not breaking any lockdown rules !