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The One Where Harry Eats Joe's Eggs

SO LISTEN UP GUYS BECAUSE IM FUMING !
So I put my tiny mini eggs in the fridge because they are nicer like that yesterday. I feel like eating them after dinner so I went into the fridge and my mini eggs have gone. I'm like where the fuck are my eggs? I ask my mum who goes ' oh were they yours?'
Uhh yes mum, you bought them for me, where the fuck are they? She says ' your brother said that they were his'
That fucking fat shit Harold has eaten my fucking mini eggs, after eating all of his.
Is he taking the piss ? He's gonna get loads from my dad that I won't get, little arsehole.