The One Where Joe Is Kind To His Devil Ex

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So my ex randomly texts me to ask how I am and I haven't text her for ages because I'm a mature adult now who doesn't need her.
#Growth
So you can imagine my annoyance when she text me a few days ago, I completely ignored her message until yesterday evening and then I went to bed so she couldn't reply. Well anyway, she's asking how I am and I was like 'aww the devil has feelings' - so I told her I was fine and that corona was a bitch but I hope her family are doing well. So she then said everything was great on her side and then she started asking about my grandma which was really nice but she could just wanna know about my life. So I told her she was out of hospital and surgery and staying with family ! Thanks for everyone for being supportive during that. But then I was too nice and asked about her grandparents because they loved me, like they asked me if I was gonna propose but bitch, I was 16 😂
So, she tells me and then asks about my grandparents and I was telling her about my nan being a total badass because she still works and she thinks she had it. And then I just seemed to say if you or your family need anything or someone to talk to then I'm just a call or text away. WHY DID I SAY THAT ! SHES THE FUCKING DEVIL AND ABSOLUTELY HATES MY GUTS BECAUSE I MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE. She's just replied so imma check what she said and then add to this.

So she basically said she's 1000% here for me too and that I can rely on her 100% - don't believe it but sure ! And now she's sending two kisses ! I only sent one to be polite to thank her for giving a shit about whether I died ! But now she's talking about my nan like they are best mates, hate to break it to you Satan but she fucking hates your guts for everything you did to me so that sucks to be you.

So she basically said she's 1000% here for me too and that I can rely on her 100% - don't believe it but sure ! And now she's sending two kisses ! I only sent one to be polite to thank her for giving a shit about whether I died ! But now she's tal...

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^^ my reaction when she texts me

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