Shuri: PETER PETER MY MANN
Peter: Shuri it's 3am this better be important
Shuri: Look at this
Shuri sent a Wattpad link:
Peter: hOLY SHIT SHURI WHAT IS THAT
Peter: MY EYES ARE DAMAGED
Shuri: Okay but why do I feel like that happens l i t e r a l l y daily at like this time
Peter: sHURI
Shuri: Listen
Shuri: Hear all that moaning?
Peter: As much as I hate to admit it yea
Steve: Wait what moaning
Shuri: uwu
Peter: SHIT SHIT SHIT
Steve: LANGUAGE
Peter: DELETE THE LINNNNKKKKKK
Shuri: AKNFNEJNF
Steve: Huh? What link? I don't see one
Peter: What's a link?
Steve: ...
Steve: Probably the thing you just said to delete
Peter: Ohhhh THAT LINK
Steve: Let me guess, it's that villager you guys keep talking about from Minecraft?
Peter: Yea Shuri and I were DEFINITELY playing Minecraft and SHURI sent a picture of him doing some things that we shall not speak of
Steve: Yea I don't think I wanna hear it then
Bucky: YO YO YO EVERYBODY WHAT'S POPPIN
Shuri: Well someone's awake at 3am
Peter: Steve did you put something in his coffee again?
Steve: No he's just in a really good mood and very energetic
Shuri: I wonder why...hEm hEm
Peter: Ha ha nO
Peter: We don't talk about it here
Steve: Don't talk about what?
Shuri: nOTHING
Clint: Stop texting it 3 in the morning
Peter: Ah Katniss, just the girl I wanted awake at this hour
Clint: Yea imma head out
Shuri: Dude look at this one
Shuri: Anyone else here?
Peter: Pretty sure they're all gone
Shuri: Good
Shuri sent a Wattpad link:
Peter: Okjsb Shuri that's s w e l l
Steve: So there IS a link
Steve: Let's see what you guys were ACTUALLY talking about
Peter: STEVE NOOOOOO
Shuri: N O S T E V E
Clint: Wtf
*Clint left the Chat*
Steve: Buck did you see this?
Bucky: The link? No
Steve: ...
Bucky: oH
Steve: Who wrote this?
Peter: Shuri did lmao
Shuri: dID NOT MY WATTPAD IS MEMEMASTER69
Shuri: And don't even think of following me
Shuri: ...
Shuri: I beg you
Steve: I wanna know who wrote this
Bucky: Same
Peter: Ok I know it's weird and all and that it's v e r y graphic, but I'm pretty positive there's a heckle ton more stuff like this out there, and two why do you want to know so bad?
Steve: Wanna tell him or me?
Bucky: Definitely not me
Steve: So basically we wanna know so bad cause
Shuri: ...?
Steve: It's pretty much identical to what we did just now
Bucky: And the night before
Steve: And the night before that
Bucky: Maybe this whole week...?
Peter: W H A T
Shuri: TMI TMI TMI SKSKSKSKS WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW ALL OF THAT
Shuri: ABORT
Shuri: ABORT MISSION NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE EVACUATING TO GO TO LUXEMBOURG
Peter: This is bs
Bucky: aNyWaY when was this posted..?
Shuri: ...
Peter: An hour ago at around 2:30
Steve: On a serious note, someone could be stalking us. God I hope they didn't hack the camera
Bucky: Shuri, Peter, do you guys have any idea who this could be?
Rhodey: .......................definitely not me
Steve: What did you use as a reference
Rhodey: ...........the cameras
*Rhodey left the chat*
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Avengers: The Group Chat
FanfictionRhodey obsessed with making fanfictions (and in love with Thor), Scott trying to join the bandwagon, Natasha being the most straightforward person in the chat/world, Is Clint even a spy? Tony, for the first time in his life, doesn't know what the he...
