A/N I saw this online so I thought I would just make it in the group chat format
Thor: Everyone
Thor: I've got an annoncement
Shuri: hEm hEm
Peter: sPiLl tHe TeA sIs
Thor: Loki died last night
Bucky: Oh
Steve: OH
Peter: wHAT!? HOW?
Thor: Loki was happily prancing around his wonderful garden full of pomegranates and BOOM some random dude shoots him thinking he's a threat
Thor: I MEAN COME ON HOW?
Tony: ........
Natasha: ........
Bruce: Timer starts NOW!
Clint: I say two months
Tony: Bullshit. One month
Natasha: Nah, half a month.
Peter: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?! UNCLE LOKI IS DEAD!!!
Thor: I don't know about you guys, but imma say a week
Bruce: How bout less than half an hour
Shuri: So are we talking about when we plan on hosting the funeral, or...?
Clint: No. We're talking about how long it will be till Loki comes back
Peter: What do you mean??? People just can't rise up from the dead
Loki: Hello. Did I miss anything of interest?
Bruce: CALLED IT
Bruce: You all owe me 20 dollars. Cough up
Tony: Ugh, fine
Peter: WHAT THE FUCK
Steve: LANGUAGE!
Peter: *WHAT THE FRICK*
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Avengers: The Group Chat
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