Peter: oH
Shuri: Well imagine
Peter: As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
Tony: Peter we don't even go to church
Sam: Yea the church comes to US
Shuri: And I can't help but to hear
Peter: No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
Shuri: (I love you)
Peter: (I love you too)
Clint: AH YES WHAT IS THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT I SEE
Tony: I OBJECT
T'Challa: I OBJECT
Tony: Finally we agree on something after so long
Shuri: What a beautiful wedding
Peter: What a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to a waiter
Steve: Your at a wedding?
Bucky: aND YoU dIdN't iNvItE uS
Shuri: And yes but what a shame what a shame the grooms bride
Peter: IS A WHORE
Steve: LANGUAGE
Shuri: I CHIME IN
Peter: HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
Shuri: CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
Steve: LANGUAGE
Peter: NO IT'S BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS
Shuri: WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY
Clint: Yea and you have none of those
Peter: Pardon me, are you Arron Burr, sir?
Scott: Who's he?
Shuri: Depends, who's asking?
Peter: Oh, well, sure, sir I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir I have been looking for you
Shuri: I'm getting nervous
Peter: Sir...
Peter: I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials?
Shuri: You punched the bursar
Peter: Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid. So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?
Shuri: It was my parents' dying wish before they passed
T'Challa: sHuRi
T'Challa: yOUR MOTHER IS ALIVE
T'Challa: A L I V E
Peter: You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
Tony: Peter I'm literally right here
Peter: God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for
Steve: Uhhhh you don't wish
Shuri: Can I buy you a drink?
Tony: There's none left cause I drank it all
Tony: wAiT
Peter: That would be nice
Tony: nO P E T E R
Steve: You need some nice vegetables for your growing stomach
Shuri: While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Shuri: Talk less
Sam: Pftt as if Peter can do that
Bucky: YO YO YO
Bucky: WHAT TIME IS IT
Steve: Bucky? You too?
Bucky: New arm, who dis?
Scott: Your mom
Peter: wHENNNNNNNNNNNNN
Shuri: Captian America throws his mighty shield
Steve: Oh no
Bucky: oH yEs
Clint: ALL THOSE WHO CHOSE TO OPPOSE HIS SHIELD MUST YIIEEEEELLLLLLLLLDDDD
Peter: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tony: uNLeSs
Sam: YOUR A PLANE
Scott: Or a bomb
Steve: Please--
Clint: Or some ice
Bucky: OR A BRAINWASHED BUDDY
Peter: OR A SPIDER-MAN!
Steve: Nope nope stop it you FRICKING FIRCKS
Shuri: THAN YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TOOOO YIELD
Steve: Please sTOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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Avengers: The Group Chat
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