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Thor: HAZAAA BROTHERS
Thor: MY DUDESSS
Thor: What goes it
Steve: Oh.
Tony: Hey, Thor.
Thor: You are expressing trouble. wHy
Steve: Did you hear the news?
Thor: YES I can't believe Jane is coming back
Thor: Ah the memories
Thor: It's gonna be--
Tony: WE WEREN'T NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE!
Thor: Sayeth WHAAAAAAATTTTT
Thor: How is that possible?
Thor: Literally eVERYONE was in it
Steve: Yup we know
Thor: But we had the most financially successful and critically acclaimed movie arc of all time
Tony: Uh huh
Thor: The payoff of 21 films coming together in an emotionally stirring way
Steve: Yea
Thor: THEREFORE LEAVING AUDIENCES TOTALLY SATISFIED
Thanos: Not all of us were satisfied
Tony: What the--
Thor: How did you get here
Thor: You're supposed to be DEAD
Steve: Go away you purple grape
Tony: Nobody likes you anymore
Thanos: Aaaaawe
Thanos: It was my time
*Thanos left the chat*
Steve: It's not fair!
Tony: What, making Thanos leave
Steve: NO
Steve: US NOT GETTING NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE!
Thor: Ah ok
Steve: The academy just hates Superhero movies
T'Challa: Yes. They never nominate superheros
Tony: T'Challa why tf are you carrying so much money
T'Challa: Shhhhh
Steve: wElL then
T'Challa: That'd be crazy right? If they nominate us superheros
T'Challa: We'd win everything right?
Thor: I got FAT for that movie
Thor: F A T
Thor: You know how hard that is
Thor: Do you?
Steve: Yea Thor we get it, it was really hard
Thor: Good.
Thor: How can you NOT nominate us
Thor: We're the AVENGERS!
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