*when Lisa went away to shoot Real Men 3*
Jennie: *whines* I miss Lisa~!
Jisoo: *breathes*
Jennie: Stop it! She used to breathe too!
Jisoo: *inhales deeply and exhale very exaggerated*
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Jennie: I'm not drunk!
Jisoo: Yes, you are.
Jennie: I'M NOT DRUNK!
Jisoo: Then, can you tell me what time it is?
Jennie: Yes! *turns to the clock* I.AM.NOT.DRUNK.
Jisoo: ...
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Jisoo: You're driving a car and then you see Chaeyoung and Lisa walking. Who will you hit first?
Jennie: Definitely Lisa.
Jisoo: *massaging her temples* You're supposed to hit the breaks first Jendeuk...
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Jennie: Would you take a bullet for me?
Jisoo: I would do anything for you Jendeukie.
Jisoo: Except for eating a cucumber, those things are fucking nasty
Jennie: ....
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And that's it for today, pick up lines and bp things tbc😁
YOU ARE READING
A Blackpink Book
HumorAs you can read the title, it's complicated... Imagines in between BP ships are mostly Jenlisa and Chaesoo, with a bit of solo fishes here...maybe some Y/N (boy/girl, girls are G!P) shots there...you'll see while reading.
