Freaking out the gods pjo

Chapter 7

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Poseidon's P.O.V

My son is friend's with a fury, that is scary, the fact that he scared her... that was beyond scary. She's skipping out of the country because she thins he's going to do Gods knows what. I pity my brothers, and hope he doesn't kill them. If he can kill them, it sad that I assume that he can.

We walked along for as far as I could possibly push Annabeth and Grover, but eventually stopping became imperative. We stopped outside of a shop that sold statues and smelled like burgers, there was a neon sign that Grover translated.

"Dyslexia isn't an excuse," Athena said childishly. I groaned.

"Athena you don't have it so how would you know" I asked, I think there's a quota for logic that she try's to fill everyday with the bar set at enough to drive me insane.

"She's actually right" Apollo says, I raise my eyebrows at him. "One of my sons is Richard Castle" he said naming one of the best-selling novelists in New York. I just shrugged.

"Aunty Em's Garden emporium" he said, "Guy's I don't have a good feeling about this." I frowned, he was probably right, but Annabeth at the very least need food and there wasn't anywhere else we could go to.

"That sucks, but if Annabeth needs food why doesn't he?" Hermes said, I didn't want to know because the answer probably isn't good.

"Can we just read" Demeter asked.

"Come on, it's fine. I can smell burger's" Annabeth insisted. The woman inside was of vaguely Middle Eastern origins. She reminded me of the grandmother in little red riding hood. That meant that I was fairly sure she was going to try and kill us. Particularly Annabeth who she glared at like she wanted to rip her throat out when she thought nobody was looking.

"If anything bad happens to either of them it is entirely your fault Athena" I spat at her. She just nodded, as we were stared at. Neither one of us explained.

"Will you delightful children stay for a photo for me please" She asked sweetly, "It's been so long since I've been able to create children statues." We agreed to go after we'd eaten, I moved over to whisper to them.

"Run for you're lives, run for you're lives, run for you're lives" Athena chanted crossing her fingers whilst giggles broke out. As if any of us would be that lucky, I don't think so.

"Guys, I think were in trouble, she's way to nice and I don't think she likes you Annabeth" I stopped as she came back. The food didn't smell or taste poisonous, so that wasn't what she was planning. I couldn't work out who she was, I ran through all the Greek monsters I knew, which regrettably wasn't much. Aunty Em, Aunty Em.... Oh! Aunty M! Medusa.

"What" everybody yelled, we at least they knew why we were freaking out. After muttering and many fear and concerns for their life were uttered logic came. It came in the form of Ares, which to be honest was beyond fucked up.

"The fury left the county and Apollo says we are all fuck and you think that Medusa's going to off them?" he said fiddling with a knife. He was right, I guess that it just proved how attached we'd gotten.

"I can see through this cursed veil very well, I might take it off," she said. Oh dear, she was going to turn us into statues. Damn, now I had to kill her.

"He really doesn't doubt that he can't does he?" Zeus inquired, "It's just damn, now I have to kill her"

"Neh, good for him" Hestia said, "Medusa's a bitch." It seems so very wrong when she swears I thought to myself.