𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 | 𝗆𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗋

𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏

"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you."
- Winnie the Pooh

"AH!"
"AH!"
"AH!"
"AH!"
"AH!"
"AHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK! Did we-"
y/n asked pointing towards herself and then back at Mike repeatedly.
"No y/n, we just cuddled together, naked."
Mike said sarcastically.
"But I was a virgin, I was saving myself for when me and Sam get married." y/n pouted.
"Pfttt, you think you and Sam are gonna get married?" Mike questioned while laughing.
"Well yeah, why wouldn't- oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, SAM! I cheated on him and with you!"
"y/n, did you ever think that maybe this is probably inconvenient for me too?"
"Oh please! This is probably the most action you've gotten all week!"
"HA!" Mike scoffed.
"Not denying it, eh?" y/n smirked.
"Well, you didn't give me a chance to, but yeah you're right."
"That's what I thought." y/n said proudly.
"Shut the fuck up, jeez."
"Ughhhhh!"
"Hey, that's pretty similar to the sound-"
"Oh my god, gross!"
Mike laughed at her reaction.
"It was a joke, besides you're the one who brought it up."
"Actually you did."
"Well you started it, with your weird ass noise."
"You're so annoying!" y/n groaned.
"Right back at ya buddy."
Mike said pointing at y/n with finger guns.
"How am I gonna tell Sam?" y/n sighed, rubbing her temples.
"Don't." Mike said simply.
"What?"
"I said don't. Do you really want people to know we had sex? I won't if you won't." He offered.
"You're not even gonna tell Nancy?"
y/n sniffled, confused that the boy was willing to help her. Mike looked at her with sad eyes, realizing that y/n was actually a person, with feelings.
"Not even Nancy." He said, reassuringly.
"Pinky promise?"
y/n asked, with her pinky stuck out and her eyes wide, full of innocence. Mike sighed and intertwined their pinkies.
"I pinky promise. Now get dressed, that's a bit distracting."

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

y/n and Mike got dressed and were about to leave, when y/n stopped Mike from opening the bedroom door.
"What if someone sees us?"
"Oh shit, I hadn't thought about that."
Mike said looking dumbfounded.
"Of course you hadn't."
y/n said and rolled her eyes.
"Ummm, how about you go out the window and I'll go through the back door?" She questioned.
"Woah, woah, woah. Why do you get the easier way out?" Mike whisper shouted.
"Because- actually you're right. You're not athletic at all." She giggled.
"Well, hang on! I'll show you who's athletic."
Mike scoffed and walked over to the window.
"Go ahead, Mr. athlete." y/n teased.
"Alright, alright. Watch this."
Mike opened the window and slowly began to climb out the window and step onto a tree branch. He smirked at y/n, until the branch snapped and Mike landed in the backyard.

"Are you ok?"
"Yep, just broke my back a lil bit." Mike said with his thumbs up.
"You do realize this is exactly what I wanted, right?"
"For me to break my back?" Mike asked while groaning.
"No, for you to go through the window so I could go out the easier way." She said and laughed.
"Whatever, just get down here." Mike said, looking up at y/n.
"Ok, I'm coming through the back door."
y/n rushed to the door and ran downstairs.