𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴

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kaloni kaloni_laney
my user is so clapped. omg. anyways i heres a thread of my drafted tweets. some important. some arent.
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kaloni kaloni_laney
mj is hot period. peter, im gonna steal ur gf. no hesitation. LOOK

|kaloni kaloni_laneyloki: *does something nice*us: "theres a catch"loki: "no"*ten minutes later*loki: "can you buy me a mcflurry"|kaloni kaloni_laneysomeone: "whats it like working with the avengers?"me: "think civilized conversations, no fights, ...

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kaloni kaloni_laney
loki: *does something nice*
us: "theres a catch"
loki: "no"
*ten minutes later*
loki: "can you buy me a mcflurry"
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kaloni kaloni_laney
someone: "whats it like working with the avengers?"
me: "think civilized conversations, no fights, respect"
someone: "woah-"
me: "throw it out the window"
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kaloni kaloni_laney
BOOBIES
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kaloni kaloni_laney
why do people think im straight. we-
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kaloni kaloni_laney
like WOMEN? BEAUTIFUL. MEN? meh ill let it slide. NON-GENDER CONFORMING PEOPLE? EXQUISITE.
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kaloni kaloni_laney
tbh i dont go to parties unless im in la or getting over a break up. not my jam. like ur all sweaty and doing drugs? um id rather be stalking the white boys of the month.
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kaloni kaloni_laney
my bday is in a few days. whew. im old. (not a draft i just wanted to add it.)


🅱️eter 🅱️arker peterprkr
no❤️ and LITERALLY LOKI ALWAYS HAS A FUCKING CATCH WHEN THEYRE NICE.
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loki loki
fuck u

Edwin Honoret edwinhonoret
"boobies" felt
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kaloni kaloni_laney
period

ro fastmaxi
can confirm she stalks white boys all the time
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kaloni kaloni_laney
SILENCE WHITE BOY
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ro fastmaxi
um

mj michelle.mj.jones
yes period. steal me!!!!!!!!! i love it here!
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ned leeds nedinchairs
LMFONEOEBS PETER IS LOOSING IT
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🅱️eter 🅱️arker peterprkr
IM BEJNG BULLIED AND MY GF TAKEN AWAY????
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kaloni kaloni_laney
listen, if u do break up at any point (which i don't foresee happening lit rally ever) shes mine.

lu laneycrawford
gay rights
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kaloni kaloni_laney
gay rights period

Tony Stark starklicious
we're civilized. what do you mean
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kaloni kaloni_laney
we were just ARGUING in the KICTHENENNENENE



















lexi speaks;
4 more chapters. i think.

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