ugh dio is hot 😩👊 anyways, this is a joke, uh- i was listening to 'he'll be driving the road roller' and got the motivation to write a joke one shot so lovely! see y'all at the end
also hol horse sings to the reader and makes them uncomfortable 😔🤟
warnings;
it's incredibly short- the song also contains spoilers for part 3-
Y/N'S POV
i freeze, hearing hol horse's voice boom from behind me.
"howdy, kids!"
"h-howdy, m-mr.horse-"
"have you heard the story of DIO?!"
"n-no-"
"he was the most powerful, meanest, toughest, (succulent) man in the west. why, i could why about him now!" he cheered, as i looked around.
"no-"
"he's awaken from his 100 year slumber!"
"KONO DIO DA!" i heard dio scream from the other room, as i blink.
"he's awaken from his 100 year slumber!"
"KONO DIO DA!"
"he's awaken from his slumber, he's awaken from his slumber, he's awaken from his 100 year slumber!"
"he'll be driving the road roller when he comes."
"MUUUDA!"
"he'll be driving the road roller when he comes."
"MUUUDA!"
"he'll be driving the road roller, he'll be driving the road roller, he'll be driving the road roller when he comes!"
"he'll be WRRRYING so loudly when he comes."
"WRRRY!"
"he'll be WRRRYING so loudly when he comes."
"WRRRY!"
"he'll be WRRYING so loudly, he'll be WRRYING so loudly, he'll be WRRYING so loudly when he comes."
"he will use his STANDO POWER to stop time."
"ZA WARUDO!"
"he will use his STANDO POWER to stop time."
"ZA WARUDO!"
"he will use his STANDO POWER, he will use his STANDO POWER, he will use his STANDO POWER to stop time."
"he'll kill half of the stardust crusaders."
"OH MY GOD!" i heard old joseph shout, as i looked around nervously.
"he will kill half of the stardust crusaders."
"OH MY GOD!"
"he'll kill kakyoin, avdol, iggy, he'll kill kakyoin, avdol, iggy, he will kill half of the stardust crusaders."
"yeeehaw?-"
"did you like the song?"
"well-"
"great!"
uh
i don't know what this is, i know it's really short i just felt like writing a joke chapter
word count; 381 words
reminder; stay safe! wear gloves and a mask if possible, wash your hands, use sanitizer, etc!
goodbye, jojo!
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