saint bernard || jjba oneshots

kakyoin x reader

i'm sorry i love kakyoin too much.

just kidding, i'm not sorry. he deserves all the love along with other jojo characters 🧊
oh yeah, uh the image is just a edit of kakyoin i did earlier bc i love him.
oh yeah and this is gonna be fluff bc i love fluff, it's either fluff or angst or something else lskskk-
warnings: none
READER'S POV
"i don't wanna go to school tomorrow, i can't study when i'm thinking about you." i quietly hummed, looking around the store while reading over my list of what i needed.

'cherries, check. strawberries, check. break, check. ice cream, check. i just need milk and a few other things' i smiled, pulling out my phone to text my boyfriend of 2 years.

(your name is pmbui3D(long name but i swear it can be explained) and kakyoin's is cherryboy(also has its own explanation, i'll explain at the end i swear)

pmbui3D: oi, kakyoin, do you need anything from the store?

cherryboy: did u get cherries

pmbui3d: yeah

cherryboy: k that's all i need

cherryboy: actually can u get me some chips

pmbui3d: how did i know you were gonna say that

pmbui3d: but ok, thats it?

cherryboy: uhhh yeah i guess

cherryboy: wait can you get me gum

pmbui3d: mhm sure

i smiled, and turned off my phone. facing towards the cashier, placing the last item onto the counter as i grabbed a brand of gum i knew he liked.

"that'll be $51.87, is that all for you today?" the cashier asked, smiling at me.

i smiled back, and absentmindedly waved my hand, "thats it, thank you!"

i payed, then decided to get something to eat before going home.

~short time skip~
pmbui3d: so where's mcdonald's again?

cherryboy: are you lost baby gorl
cherryboy: girl*
cherryboy: ONSHSJSJSS I MEANT GIRL

pmbui3d: those beings are like, "are you lost baby gorl?"
pmbui3d: i shouldn't joke about them. it's not funny. i'm sorry.

cherryboy: STOP I MEANT GIRL LEAVE ME ALONe

pmbui3d: okay but seriously where is the mcdonald's i can't find it

cherryboy: where r u

pmbui3d: idk? theres a dollar general directly next to a popeyes, i would go there but the line is literally to the street.

cherryboy: o i know where that is, so you go straight, make a left, go straight until you get to the next light, then right, it should be to the left.

pmbui3d: k thx, you want anything?

cherryboy: a cheeseburger, fries, n' a chocolate shake w/ a cherry pls

pmbui3d: k

hi, another short one but uhhhh i had fun writing it lol.
time for the explanation of their names!
pmbui3d- stands for 'picture my booty up in 3d'. i literally can't get it out of my head.
cherryboy- he's a cherry boy!
anyways hi, why is this book to over 1K reads?? i don't deserve it 💔 anyways
word count: 530 words
reminder: stay safe! wear a mask or gloves if possible, wash your hands every chance you get, use hand sanitizer if necessary, and if going to a protest or anything be sure to at least know the basics of treating tear gas.
goodbye, jojo!