Headcanon 18

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How they'd react to you being lesbian

Scout
"Dammit." Now he knows he can't hit on you anymore.

Soldier
"What country is that from?"

Pyro
"What?"

Engineer
Same case as last time, but he's still himself.

Heavy
"No wonder you got along so well with my sisters. Am sorry, but they like men."

Demoman
"That sucks, cause there's no girls here at all. Well. Maybe Pyro but they have no idea what that means."

Medic
"Great! Now I can tell jou compliments and not be afraid jou'll take it zhe wrong way!"

Sniper
"You are? Huh, never could'a guessed." Totally knew about it.

Spy
He tries to teach you how to be a lady killer, like him.




I was so nervous writing this

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