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This is Ruby face as you walk up to him at the local pool.
"Hola." You smile and wave at your fellow classmates. It was Ruby and Jamal, they were siting down and selling....burgers? You raise an eyebrow in confusion "Are you guys selling burgers?" You ask with a chuckle.
Jamal sits there and count the money nodding while Ruby sits dumbfounded and at lost for words. He stammers and stutters as he tries to speak "Ummm.....uhhhh? You look hot....I mean it's hot out today!" You laugh, it was adorable how nervous he was when you came around.
"It is very hot out today." You place a hand on your hip "I just came over here to see if you guys wanted to maybe get some ice cream afterwards or something?" It was obvious you had a crush on Ruby and he had one on you but the only ones who didn't know were you two!
"Ice cream sounds yummy.....but it does makes me gassy and when I get gassy I don't know what end it's coming out of." Ruby rambles on "This one I had a double fudge cone and I sharted my pants."
You twist your face up in disgust and Ruby eyes goes big as he realized he just revealed way too much. "So that's a no?"
"No I mean yes....I mean no." You hear Jamal sigh and roll his eyes "If shitting my pants is my only way to getting to hang with the prettiest girl in school then yes!"
You giggle at your friend.
"Will y'all two shut up already!" Jamal shouts and stand up "Fo, Ruby will be happy to take you out for ice cream as soon as we sell out of our hamburgers. As you can see we are very busy man who are in deep shit....and in need to make money fast!" He glared at Ruby as he finishes up.
"What's with you guys and shitting?"
"Now exchange number and go on about your day women!" You and Ruby exchange number and you head off with mixed emotions. A part of you was happy but also confused, what's with them and shit? But as you walk away you noticed a lot of people throwing up all over the place "I think we should go." Jamal says.
"Yeah you might be right."
The two boys run out the local pool, as people continue to throw up.
