texts with your little chandie

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     Chandler is straight up when he wants something, he won't hold back.

chan: I'm horny

you: okay? go watch porn or something

chan: thats not gonna help

you: I'm sorry

chan: can I come over?

you: and do what? ;)

chan: do I fr need to explain this to you

you: shut up and get your hormonal ass over here

him: my ass is not hormonal, my dick is

you: shut up you freaking dickhead

him: I'll show you my dickhead;)

you: omg shut up

him: I'll be telling you that in about 15

you: omggggg channnnn stoppppp

him: you'll be saying that soon, except you won't want me to stop ;)

you: don't text and drive

him: fine, but I'll see you soon😉❤️

tbh I have no fucking clue what this is

next!!!!

     when Chandler has had a bad day, he just wants cuddles and pizza

chandwerrr: baby I had a bad day:(

you: I sowwyyyy

chandwerrr: I demand you come cuddle wiff me

you: but I'm at a wedding

chandwerrr: are you cheating on me?!?! even badder day:(

you: channnnn, why do you think I would cheat on you?

chandwerrr: you're marrying another dood

you: yk what, I'm omw.

chandwerrr: I wuv u

you: I wuv you too cutie

chandwerrr: bring pizza?

you: whatever😂

then, there's times when you feel like being a complete ass

chanchan: what's my middle name?

you: the name between your first and last one duh stoopid

chanchan: no, what's MY middle name

you: MY middle name is y/m/n

chanchan: omg

you: you asked, I answered

chanchan: fr what's my middle name

you: fr its the one between your first and last

chanchan: nope. I'll give it to you multiple choice
a. lee
b. Carlton
c. Bruce

you: gimme a second

chanchan: no answer now

you: fine

you: your middle name

you: is

you: one of the ones listed above

chanchan: if you don't stop being a smartass I'm gonna come jump on you

you: looks like you're gonna have to come jump on me🤷

chanchan: gladly. be there in ten.

you: I'll be waiting ;)

if you didn't know, his middle name is Carlton I believe lol

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