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Xisuma : Why can't anyone in this family be normal?
TFC : *The literal oldest hermit* *Is lying with his feet against the back rest of the couch* What are you talking about?
Admin #1 : So like, theres this really cool story where the higher up you are on an Admin tier the stronger and more powerful you are.
Admin #2 : Yeah, I've heard about that story.
Admin #1 : Is our story like that?
Admin 1 and 2 : *both look into hermitcraft*
Hermitcraft : *Is literally on fire with chaos everywhere. XisumaVoid, a supposedly lower tier Admin is single handedly beating the shit out of an error boss because it insulted Scar and Stress*
Admin #2 : Nope.
Keralis : I'm normal! Why does everyone think I'm not?
Biffa : I truly wonder why.
Keralis : *Flashes back to all the weird things he's done and said* Mmmm...
Notch : Hermitcraft is a hazard to society.
Xisuma, EX and Herobrine : *all drinking tea and listening to fans screaming* Hm? Sorry what was that? We can't hear you over all the fangirls.
Mumbo : *Explaining very complicated Redstone*
All the Hermits that can do Redstone : *nodding and knowing what he's saying*
All the Hermits that don't know much Redstone : *confused screaming*
Mumbo : Its simple really-
All the Hermits that can do Redstone : *Flips table*
Nobody :
The Hermits : Ok what crazy shit do we wanna pull today?
False : Ok all you need to do is fill in that line with a flaw about yourself and you'll be done!
Mumbo : Wait was that flaw or flaws?
False :
Mumbo :
False :
Mumbo :
False : Do you need a hug?
Mumbo : *Just starts sobbing*
Grian : I'm not short!
Doc, Mumbo and Cub : *Literally just exist as tall individuals*
Grian : *Sobbing intensifies*
Xisuma : I'm not gay, TFC.
TFC : *Sniffs the air*
Xisuma : What are you-
TFC : *Sniffs louder*
Xisuma :
TFC : I'm smellin some bullsh-
Watchers : *When Grian becomes one of them* Calm.
Watchers : *When Grian joins hermitcraft* Panic-
Watchers : *Hermitcraft is just another clueless server full of normal players* Calm.
Watchers : *Hermitcraft server is run by a bunch of not normal players and its admin is XisumaVoid* P A N I C
EX : Sometimes I question my relationships.
Xisuma : What relationships?
EX : OURS IDIOT
Xisuma : Wait you care about me?!
EX : *Panic* N O
Xisuma : *Cries*
Doc : *Exists*
Ren : Whoa-
Xisuma : *Exists*
Keralis : Whoa
Biffa : Whoa
Iskall, Xisuma and Cub : *Are fighting*
The other members of IDEA, Sahara and Concorp : Guys- please- stOp-
Mumbo : *Being sweet and innocent* That's dinky.
Grian : *Walking behind Mumbo with a bastard smirk* Mmmm, I think you mean that's kinky-
Iskall : *Spits out Holy juice* nO- *Yeets Grian*
Grian : *Satanic screaming*
Mumbo : ?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Cub : So, I met GTWScar the other day and he seems pretty nice. A pretty chill guy if I might say.
Grian : Yeah ok, but just an hour ago he fell out of a window because Jellie tilted her head at him but whatever.
Cub :
Cub :
Cub : I'm stealing that man-
Grian : Wait are you for real?
False : I'm just to tough to cry!
Stress : But you were just crying over that puppy just 5 minutes ago, love.
False : *Already breaking down again* He grew up and managed to find his forever home!
Cleo : *Patting False's back* There there.
TFC : *Exists*
The hermitcraft fandom : Congratulations! You now have sole guardianship of 26 little shits!
TFC : What-
Mumbo : Oh fiddle sticks! That really ruffles my feathers yeah?
Iskall : Please, just say fuck. Or I'm going to start believing you can't actually swear.
Mumbo : I can too swear!
Iskall : Then do it. Say a swear word.
Mumbo : *Hesitates*
Iskall : What are you waiting for?
Mumbo : *Panicking* I'm nervous-
Iskall : *Facepalms* Oh my lord.
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and A.U's
Fanfiction*****HEYO! NO MORE REQUESTS PLEASE! THANK YOU!********* So- Hermitcraft oneshot book, as well as A.U ideas. Hmmmmm... *Looks at all my other books that I haven't completed* *Brain* Hermitcraft. *Me* Aw that's some good sh** right there-
