[Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 - 2:31 AM]
Tommo: is this the prince of england?
Tommo: your highness, what are you doing up this late?
Haz: I hate you.
Tommo: i suppose you could say i'm a royal pain in the arse then?
Haz: No.
Haz: I mean yes.
Haz: You're a pain for sure.
Tommo: right then here's a royal F U from me:
Tommo: ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Haz: I've made a grave mistake.
Tommo: oh excuse me, sir
Haz: Thank you.
Tommo: so what have you been up to after hogwarts
Haz: I beg your pardon.
Tommo: yer a wizard, harry
Haz: I take everything back, I don't think I can associate with you anymore.
Tommo: is draco treating you right?
Haz: Yes.
Haz: I can't say the same about you though.
Tommo: AND HE ADMITS IT
Tommo: i knew you would slip up eventually, mr. potter
Haz: I hope you slip on a banana peel.
Tommo: no need to get feisty
Tommo: i see me mistake now, you're not honourable enough to be a gryffindor
Haz: Hey! I'll have you know that I'm very honourable.
Tommo: oi, you didn't let me finish
Haz: Fine.
Tommo: i'm obviously speaking to the red thing from don't hug me, i'm scared
Haz: ...
Haz: Why do I bother.
Tommo is typing...
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Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
