[Friday, February 5th, 2010 - 4:23 AM]
Haz: Since you refuse to tell me your name, can I try to guess it?
Tommo: uh, sure?
Tommo: bit odd, but alright
Haz: It can't be that hard, can it?
Tommo: see young harry, take notes
Tommo: there was an opportunity to make a dirty joke, and i didn't take it
Tommo: that's what civil people do
Haz: Bugger off.
Haz: Can I guess it?
Tommo: i suppose we'll find out shortly
Haz: Alright, here goes nothing.
Haz: William.
Tommo: no
Haz: Charlie.
Tommo: no
Haz: Oliver.
Tommo: no
Haz: Are you sure? You seem like an Oliver.
Tommo: i'm fairly sure i'm not called Oliver
Haz: Jack.
Tommo: no
Haz: Tibalt.
Tommo: do you genuinely think that my name is tibalt.
Haz: For all I know, yes.
Tommo: do i sound like i belong in romeo and juliet?
Haz: I KNEW that name sounded familiar.
Haz: Not really though, no.
Haz: I bet shakespeare used proper capitalization and punctuation.
Tommo: thou art a wank'r
Haz: That was uncalled for.
Tommo: you started it
Haz: Theodore.
Tommo: aaaand we're back to this
Haz: Winston.
Tommo: stop
Haz: Susan?
Tommo: ffs
Tommo: this is physically hurting me
Haz: Probably because your parents should've called you Oliver.
Tommo: just stop
Haz: No, I don't think I will.
Tommo: ...
Tommo: did you just-
Tommo: fine
Tommo: i'll tell you
Tommo is typing...
YOU ARE READING
Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
