[Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 - 12:01 AM]
Haz: HAPPY FRIEND-IVERSARY LOUIS!!!
Tommo: happy what now?
Haz: It's our friend-iversary, we've been talking for a month now!
Tommo: aww hazza
Tommo: it feels like so much longer
Haz: Right!?
Tommo: i didn't mean that in a good way
Haz: Oh.
Tommo: you are, and will always be, a pain in me arse
Haz: Yeah, but I'm THE pain in your ass.
Tommo: you've ruined it
Haz: I had a suspicion that I did from the moment that I pressed send.
Tommo: have you never been socialized before?
Tommo: do i need to teach you how to behave in public?
Haz: I'll have you know I have TWO whole friends.
Tommo: is it me and niall?
Haz: Maybe.
Tommo: that doesn't count
Haz: Does my mom?
Tommo: absolutely not
Haz: But we hang out all the time.
Tommo: no
Haz: But we tell each other secrets and cry over chick flicks together.
Tommo: give it a rest
Haz: I'm all out then.
Haz: It doesn't matter, anyways, because I know how to interact with people just fine.
Tommo: alright then, prove it
Tommo: let's try something simple, try introducing yourself
Haz: That's easy:
Haz: Hello, my name is Harry Styles and I work in a bakery.
Tommo: christ, i've really got me work cut out for me
Tommo: see the key is to make it sound cool, you want to leave your mark on someone
Haz: Isn't that called a love bite?
Haz: I thought you were only supposed to do that in the bedroom.
Haz: or is it like a handshake for cool people?
Tommo: harry, no
Tommo: what is going on in your brain
Tommo: you've genuinely got me at a loss for words right now
Tommo: just tell me a fun fact about yourself, i want to get away from this topic as quickly as possible
Haz: Did you know hippo milk is pink?
Tommo: ABOUT YOURSELF
Tommo: WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE??
Tommo: WHY DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE?
Haz: Oops, sorry. I got excited and only read the first bit of your text.
Tommo: YOU GOT EXCITED BY THE IDEA OF TELLING ME A FACT?!
Tommo: HAZ
Haz: It is really cool though.
Tommo: you're a lost hope
Tommo is typing...
YOU ARE READING
Tommo is Typing
Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
