[Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 - 3:49 AM]
Haz: I think I want to get my drivers license.
Tommo: i've only known you for a little over a month and i can confirm that that's a terrible idea
Haz: But Lou, I wanna zoom.
Tommo: the fact that you're using that as validation, is reason enough for you to stay away from all vehicles
Haz: Well, too bad.
Haz: Because I got my learning permit yesterday.
Tommo: sorry excuse me for a moment, i've got to go buy out the world's supply of bubble wrap
Haz: Oh, ha, ha, real funny
Haz: I'm a good driver, I only ran over like one cat and three children.
Tommo: you very well could not be lying right now
Tommo: based off of your personality i have to assume that you're telling the truth
Haz: I'm clearly not, I can't believe you think so little of me.
Haz: It was only a squirrel.
Tommo: sweet jesus, what kind of guilt are you living with?
Haz: I can't sleep at night.
Tommo: looks like ice age is gonna have to recast then
Tommo: you've killed a legend, harry
Tommo: haz?
Tommo: god, i've lost you for real now
Tommo: he's on the loose
Tommo: i need to call the FBI
Tommo: we need to evacuate the country immediately, maybe even the whole continent
Tommo: oh christ, what about the queen!?
Tommo: i'm sure she can fend for herself, but god, is she a match for you in a car??
Haz: Alright, alright, calm down.
Haz: No need to get your knickers in a twist, I was just putting on my pyjamas.
Tommo: call off the swat team, he's retired for the night
Haz: You're so dramatic.
Tommo: ME??
Tommo: DRAMATIC????
Tommo: how dare you, i don't think i can associate with you anymore
Haz: i dOn'T tHiNk i cAn aSsoCiAtE WitH yOu aNyMoRe.
Tommo: i don't fancy this rebellious phase you're going through, h
Haz: i dOn'T fAnCy tHiS rEbElLiOuS pHaSe yOu'Re gOinG tHrOuGh, H.
Tommo: i hate you
Haz: love you too.
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
