Tommo is Typing

Chapter 15: Demons with Wings

[Saturday, March 20th, 2010 - 6:13 AM]

Tommo: so, i'm on me way to work right

Tommo: and there's this family of DEMONS taking up the sidewalk

Haz: Hang on wait a minute.

Haz: There was a what?

Tommo: oh, come on mate, please don't make me say it

Haz: I genuinely don't know what you're on about right now.

Tommo: but i'm embarrassed

Haz: But I'm confused.

Tommo: ffs

Tommo: geese okay

Tommo: a whole herd of them

Tommo: i'm proper afraid of geese you know

Haz: Aww, is little Lou scared of some big birdies?

Haz: Do you need me to hold your hand when we go to the pet store, baby?

Tommo: THEY ATTACKED ME HARRY

Tommo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THEM

Haz: LOUIS OH MY GOD

Haz: You must have done something to provoke them, they don't just attack for no reason.

Tommo: no, no, you have to believe me. they're out to get me, i could see it in their beady little eyes

Tommo: i went out of me way to accommodate them

Tommo: nearly ruined me new trainers walking through a field of their shite

Tommo: they can sense fear you know so i made sure to keep me head down

Haz: I'm sure you had a lot of that.

Tommo: oi, feck off and listen

Tommo: then all of the sudden i see this white thing approaching out of the corner of me eye and immediately i knew it was that spawn of satan

Haz: Bit harsh, don't you think?

Tommo: i could tell that it was trying to act all nonchalant with it's innocent little waddle and stupid face, as if i can't sense that i'm about to be murdered

Tommo: but i'm not ready to just roll over and accept my fate

Tommo: so i ran

Haz: That is single handedly the worst thing you could have done in that situation.

Tommo: i didn't think it would be able to catch up and take me down so quickly

Tommo: god, it's all just a blur, what's my name again?

Haz: Lou, that wasn't even that bad, maybe you bumped your head a little, but you survived.

Tommo: tell that to me broken leg

Haz: IT BROKE YOUR LEG??

Haz: ARE YOU OKAY??

Tommo: the loss of me dignity hurt more than the attack

Tommo: in conclusion, i'll never be leaving me house again

Haz: I second that.

Tommo is typing...