[Monday, July 5th, 2010 - 4:19 AM]
Haz: Lou, helppp.
Tommo: what's wrong?
Haz: Niall won't stop harassing me.
Haz: Don't get me wrong, he's a great friend, but I want to go to sleep.
Haz: I'm tired and I'm getting more irritable by the minute.
Tommo: i didn't know you had that function
Tommo: frankly, i'm not sure that i want to meet scary harry
Haz: You're about to.
Tommo: okay, fine, calm down
Tommo: no need to get your knickers in a twist
Haz: Leave my pants out of this.
Tommo: i'll talk about your pants when i please
Haz: You made it weird, it's weird now, I'm considering blocking you.
Tommo: wait, this should be the other way around
Tommo: you're the one that makes it weird
Tommo: i'm supposed to block you
Haz: What? No.
Tommo: dear god, what have i become?
Haz: We don't have time for an existential crisis, Lou.
Tommo: impatient much?
Haz: Very.
Tommo: why don't we add him to the chat and I'll deal with it.
Haz: Yeah, yeah, just do it already.
Tommo added Payno to the chat.
Payno: Louis? Why have you added me to this?
Tommo: shit, wrong person
Haz: How did you even mess that up? You have like one friend.
Tommo: yeah, and it's your mum
Haz: Impossible, she doesn't associate with peasants.
Payno: Good, god, I didn't think the legends were true
Payno: I've never seen anyone sass Louis and live to take their next breath
Haz: I reckon it's cause I've worn him down, he's too tired of me to bother at this point.
Payno: Hey, I like you. I'm Liam.
Tommo: and he's taken
Haz added Nialler to the chat.
Tommo: why have you gone and done that
Tommo: do you realize what a horrible mistake you've just made?
Haz: I was trying to help, we came here for a reason, didn't we?
Nialler: Ayy Tommo, long time no talk
Tommo: i preferred it that way
Haz: Ohh, never mind. I see the problem now.
Payno: Hi, I'm Liam, friend of Louis'. Nice to meet you
Nialler: Too formal, not for me
Haz: I've made a mistake.
Tommo: you don't say
Payno: How was I too formal? I just introduced myself
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Short Storya witty story about two idiots who meet over the internet ft. dad jokes
